Johnny Clay Shanks

Writer, editor, and guitarist, Johnny Clay Shanks lives by the Kerouac adage, Something that you feel will find its own form.

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@realDonaldTrump still seems to think he's received the most votes in history. We know he can't read, but he also simply cannot understand https://t.co/f6EZeyhc7h

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@ragsjanny @bennyjohnson Got one of those special kind of stupids right here

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@kayleighmcenany Dummy. I can’t even. 2020?

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Are you sitting down? Because I’m about to say something that can be pretty shocking, at least in Washington: I believe in science. So I know that climate change is real. And we have to fight this crisis with everything we’ve got.

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@MattySilverman @brguest20 Um. Dude. You ate the onion

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@itsJeffTiedrich 🙋‍♂️

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@classybucksfan @POTUS

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@danielsgoldman Exactly the reason it needs to happen

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@DonaldJTrumpJr https://t.co/bFpafYmvkc

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@DonaldJTrumpJr https://t.co/bFpafYmvkc

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That right there is what I call getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar, I mean, pants, I mean quid quo pro. https://t.co/bFpafYmvkc

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

The American left asks why we can't be like Denmark, with universal health care, low child poverty, and high life satisfaction. The American right asks why we can't have a murderously repressive regime like Putin's Russia, or now Myanmar. OK.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@tedcruz What part of “do not boob tape discounted merkins onto your hefty glutton jowls” do you not understand, Dollar Store Cosplay Wolverine? 🤔

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@itsJeffTiedrich 🙋‍♂️

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

raise your hand if you would like to see Trump and Kushner testify under oath in front of Congress for 11 straight hours on live television to explain how they pocketed hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars while accomplishing exactly jack shit

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@tedcruz This is very misleading. They didn’t jackhammer anything, they moved it you squeaky-voiced cheese dick. I wish the first amendment had an addendum that prohibited assholes like you from lying their asses off.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

why isn't Joe Biden using the covid relief package to punish the states that didn't vote for him. you people assured me he knew how to president

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@MRamosIV It is extremely sad that this was to be expected.

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@MRamosIV #LegalizeIt