J.B

big fan of a tinned meat.

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@CostaCoffee look down the right hand column of your word search, what word do you see? 😂💩

[Dr Mariana Claire Marinovic 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇲 @DrMarianaClaire]

How embarrassing for all those who claimed Hannah Spencer was wearing a £1800 Gucci silk blouse. 🤣🤣🤣

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It’s my poor mums funeral this Thursday.

Look how fucking cool she is in this photo!
I’m going to miss her, a lot

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Ever lasting love, by love affair is the first song. You can have it in your ears all day as well, now!

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One of the songs for my mums funeral is Bat out of Hell. Totally inappropriate for a funeral, however it was her favourite, so that’s what’s happening

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“It’s only twenty quid” has cost me a fortune.

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Why do Starbucks just leave the taps running?

Seems absolutely mental

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@00julesj It’s a full days work, plus sorting everything to have someone ask for 23 pence off

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Starting the long task of clearing mum and dad’s house out today. Why did they have so much stuff??

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@00julesj I’ve done those before, I have zero patience for it. I’m playing an easier game, charity or skip

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@00julesj Honestly, it’s incredible how much tat there is.

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Waiting for the champs league final to start. don’t know what’s shitter, the 20 minutes of adverts or having to watch the Killers perform?

#champi̇onsleague

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@ambergambler_ Flawless execution of free will

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Me, 10 years ago at Shindig festival. I’ve aged like a fine milk since

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@ambergambler_ Open plan upstairs now, probs!

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My mums birthday tomorrow, doesn’t feel real that she won’t be here for it. As I old as I am, I don’t feel old enough to be orphaned.

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I’ve been on the planet for quite a few years, and the biggest question I have is, why are there so many different toothpastes? Each manufacturer makes about twenty types.

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Just been to my mums, first time since she passed away. Very strange without the old girl in there bossing me around.

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Good manager and all that, probably responsible for premier league football being the most tedious spectator sport in modern history