Johnny Figaro

Stand -up comedian working in and around NYC.

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Saying you were from the Bronx made people think you were tough…unless you said you were from this one particular neighborhood. #nyc #bronx #italian #funny #humor

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Weighing in on Hollywood’s new diversity rules. #comedy #humor #laugh #movies #diversity #dei #Hollywood #cinema

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@dailyglimps24 I say “yes”…because he punches like a BITCH!

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@NickDiPaolo It’s Satan who wants us divided…and the elites, who all worship Satan so yeah…Satan.

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Pessimist, or prudent?

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@CortesSteve @TomFitton Ideology of Satan!

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@ThePatriotOasis Pig!

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@ScottAdamsSays “How about a little downward facing doggystyle?”

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@MomsPostingLs Is she on a toilet?!?

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@Sadie_NC One, two-hoo, three!

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@HistoricHub I didn’t know Captain America used be white.

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No more tears!

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@atensnut (Prisoner opening Bible in prison) “Thou shalt not steal? Thou shalt not kill? You gotta be kidding me?”

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@FrDarinSchmidt Do we have to go silently into the night, or should we not defend ourselves?

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@HistoricHub Imagine sleeping next to her at night if she had Restless Leg Syndrome. She’d shatter your femur!

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@RWCook51 Ironic! Also, those things tasted pretty good!

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Don’t let getting old get you down!

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@BishStrickland Amen!

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@CurtisScoon That’s the building Mel Gibson said he was looking at when he met Christopher Walken who he said “Floated” into the room sideways like in a vampire movie and proceeded to turn the air “cold.”

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@Unexplainvideo If that happened to me and I showed the video to one of my friends he’d go, “It’s pretty cool, but what are those dark wet spots you left on the ground after each strike?”