My son lost a $5 bet to a kid in class betting England to beat Argentina. Most parents would lecture about not betting blah blah but I told him if he makes enough +100 bets when the line closes at -130 that he will be profitable in the long term.
Just went to the dentist today and was asked if I’ll be free on June 4th at 2 PM, which is about 200 days away, “Um let me check my schedule quick, shoot I actually was planning on hanging with a buddy that day so I can’t” #shrink#dontaskmethat