Johnny Hockey

Im a fucking animal

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@JohnnyGaudreau THIS JUST IN: Abdelkader soaked Drouins tampon in vodka get this kid a helmet

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@JohnnyGaudreau UPDATE: Abdelkader just put Drouin 2 weeks early into his menstrual Cycle

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Someone get Drouin a tampon

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There's been more touching in the 2nd period than in Jared Fogle's bedroom

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How many lines did Kucherov dome before this game? Holy fuck

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Someone gotta put a condom over Pierre's head. Fuck you

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This just in. Max Domi on Justin Bieber.

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This is more of a disgrace than DeAngelo Russel. Fuck you @justinbieber

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@Mike26Ricci remember the last time you got laid? Yeah, me neither #sizematters

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Walking along the beach in Puerto Vallarta with the snow bunnies and none of these two toned sluts can keep their top on fuckin love it

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Send her my way pops. Don't mind the rug burns on her knees, we were just praying all night long https://t.co/OUU7AOlViG

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@sick_vg_plays gayer than AIDS

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@AustinZelasko11

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Give me Widemans 20 games to pull a Johnny football and dome lines at the titty bars while I ask my cheddar wad why Im such a fucking animal

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Tell dad I scored a quick one with his wife's cooter

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1st star of the month, 2nd daddy to your daughter.

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Today on the #Powerplay on @SiriusXMNHL @wyshynski @SherryDarlingNJ @JohnnyGaudreau @DTSN1040 @andystrickland & @Bob_Stauffer on SXM 91

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Thank you @JohnnyGaudreau and @SportChek for the #Flames #homeopener #tickets tomorrow. #goflamesgo #NHL @NHLFlames