From @TheAthletic: Reports have surfaced before the Winter Olympics that allege ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther. The World Anti-Doping Agency has vowed to investigate. https://t.co/cFW4v25jm0
🚨 PASSENGERS BOARDED A SOUTHWEST FLIGHT - AND GOT TRAPPED IN A WEDDING AT 30,000 FEET
A flight attendant announced a full mid-air wedding.
Vows in the aisle. Applause. Dancing. Music.
136 passengers forced into being wedding guests.
Some called it “beautiful.” Others said they paid for a flight - not a ceremony.
So… would you be clapping… or filing a complaint?
Just watched a guy who doesn’t speak English well ask a grocery store worker where something was at the grocery store. The worker told him the item was “on top of the cheese bizarre.” I thought my man was gonna have an aneurysm trying to make heads and tails of that answer
It’s truly gonna be something when Ghislaine drops a few Democrat only names that were at Epstein’s Island, says Trump wasn’t there, gets a pardon or gets her sentence commuted and then half the country believes it