Johnny Locks

#ShewantsJohnny

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Currently fighting the most brutal food poisoning I’ve had since the 2020 IHOP incident. I ate at a steakhouse in the same casino Offset got shot at. Big mistake. Feel like I got shot too.

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

If you ever doubted the #jonkalay you can delete my number

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

Moicano ML
UConn ML
Michigan ML

Don't ask questions, just gamble; the jonkalay v2 is here and stronger than ever.

Only the faithful profit tonight.

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

Slam Iowa live! Or else!

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

@RichChaifetz @SaintLouisMBB SLU must be arachnophobic the way they stepping on these spiders!

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

@HBaulz36036 I'm dangerously close to acquiring a nuclear weapon

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

Im not dead I have a girlfriend and so I haven't watched much ufc lately

Johnny will be back. Don't get it twisted.

#shewantsjohnny

[Harry Baulz @HBaulz36036]

@JohnnyLocks5 Unfazed by the #jonkalay disaster. You may not like it, but that’s John for you.

#shewantsjohnny

[Andy Grewal @ProfGrewal]

the McRib is coming back permanently?

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

It's a #jonkaloss

I'm going to slam a couple mad dogs and call it a night

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

@hinguspingus123 My wife took the kids

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

🦑🦑 It's a Jonkalay of the Week 🦑🦑

Ian Garry 🔒 🦑🦑
Michel Pereira 🔒 🍤
Chris Gutierrez 🔒 🦐

🍤 + 🦑 = 6
🍤 + 🔒 = ?

#SheWantsJohnny
#Divorce
#Gangweed

[Harry Baulz @HBaulz36036]

@JohnnyLocks5 Walking round chest poking like John’s immortal.

[Harry Baulz @HBaulz36036]

@JohnnyLocks5 Thanks John. With these winners, my divorce can be delayed at least another week

[Harry Baulz @HBaulz36036]

@JohnnyLocks5 #shewantsjohnny

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

@HBaulz36036 Hell yeah brother! Just wrapped up my third divorce last week. She took the kids and ran over my dog.

Need a big win tonight.

#ufc
#locks
#gamblingaddiction

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

Big Barnacle Plays 🦑🦑🦑

Diego Lopes ML 🐕
Sean Woodson ML
Yair Rodriguez ML 🦑🦑
Jean Silva ML 🦑🦑🦑

Don't be dumb: ride Johnny, or else.

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

@HBaulz36036 Love the support and energy Harry! 🥵

Looking forward to scraping another barnacle off my necrotic ballsack tonight! 🦑🦑🦑

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

Birthday 🎂 barnacle 🦑 blowout 👀

Take her to the O and I'm not talking O'Reilly's Auto Parts by slamming the over tonight on the CFB championship game

#KingVon

#CFB

#Slat

#SheWantsJohnny

[Johnny Locks @JohnnyLocks5]

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