Jonathan McGoorty

A man from the city of Kirkland.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

is that ball the british on july 4, 1776? because it just got DUMPED

[Michael McGoorty @MichaelMcGoorty]

I’m so tired of the Mariners having games where they sleep walk through the whole thing.

[Jonathan McGoorty @JohnnyMcMagic]

This is an absolute embarrassing weekend for the Seattle Mariners.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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[Michael McGoorty @MichaelMcGoorty]

Walking the 8 and 9 hitters. Muñoz can’t keep the closer job.

[McGonigle Glazer @KwanDislike]

@ThatOldBallGame Dirtiest player in baseball

[Jonathan McGoorty @JohnnyMcMagic]

This mariners team looks completely disinterested in playing baseball.

[Jonathan McGoorty @JohnnyMcMagic]

@ruckuswoof He’s not ready.

[Jonathan McGoorty @JohnnyMcMagic]

@MichaelMcGoorty A great Mother’s Day outing!

[Michael McGoorty @MichaelMcGoorty]

You’re not a real Mariners fan if you don’t hate the Mariners.

[Jonathan McGoorty @JohnnyMcMagic]

Sometimes when I am trying to put my 3 month old down to bed and quietly sneak away, I hear Jeff Probst telling me “remember, this is a live transition. If she wakes, it will not count as her falling asleep and you will have to start over soothing her again!”

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[Jonathan McGoorty @JohnnyMcMagic]

@ruckuswoof Now take a look at the rest of the M’s infield!

[Jonathan McGoorty @JohnnyMcMagic]

Just overheard two elementary aged girls at the park doing the back and forth insults from the Sandlot. It really made me laugh.

The best part was them dropping the “you bob for apples in the toilet… and you like it!”

[Jonathan McGoorty @JohnnyMcMagic]

Not bringing in a guy who hit 60 homeruns to pinch hit / play defense was a real choice.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

“Dad, what were you like in the 90’s?”

[Jonathan McGoorty @JohnnyMcMagic]

@MichaelMcGoorty I like to imagine he sits watching games quietly… but then drops an “oh boy” on a go ahead homerun in the 8th inning.

[Jonathan McGoorty @JohnnyMcMagic]

@LO_Mariners From the mariners perspective, Is Randy Arozarena someone you would like to see extended before the season, or is he someone who you feel comfortable riding out some or all of 2026 with and making a decision during or after the season as to his long term future with the team?

[Ruck @ruckuswoof]

I see a lot of bronco fans running their mouth - you should sit this one out.

[Jonathan McGoorty @JohnnyMcMagic]

@ruckuswoof I don’t know how anyone looks at the teams currently and could possibly rank anyone ahead of the Seahawks and Rams.

The broncos are a joke.