ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫

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[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

“I ain't sucking on no bitches toes, but she can slobber all over mine."

-From the wise words of one of my friends

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

Ngl, sometimes it sucks being a grower. But then when some girls see it grow, they like "omg 😲"

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

This bitch is arguing with me asking if I know where the clit is. Girl, I'm fat I'm expected to eat, and I eat GOOD.

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

Reading ancient scriptures on the grassy knoll. Forbidden knowledge floods me.

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

@student1sucks quickly became one of my favorite artists this year

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

Pay for her pedicure, so I have something pretty to suck on.

[reese @highIyfavored]

im high asf and people keep sending me ts bro

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

I feel so tired

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

In times of great peril, I got that shit on. I'm wearing that great apparel.

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

Real aftercare is eating string cheese together after sex.

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

She only wants me for my autism

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

Maybe the mormans should be institutionalized

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

Do you think some of those jeeple (people who own jeeps) put rubber duckies on their own jeeps to inflate their egos? #jeeplife #JeepMafia

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

Annoying orange was a psyop to get children to join the US military

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

My lady says I fuck too hard. Now I have to take a two week sabbatical fr sex.

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

Cadillac? I sure hope it does.

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

Chili Jogs (jean dogs)

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

Sharks are pro Palpatine

[ℭ𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔷𝔬𝔫 @JohnnyP5313]

Snoop Dogg is an elder dragon @SnoopDogg @monsterhunter

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Shaq caught him sneaking a video when no phones were allowed😂