Johnny Packer

Proud North Floridian and Trump lover. 3.1 Handicap. Former Gadsden High School Class President. Go Noles and Marlins! Lover of Gretna Poker Room

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If Mike Norvell pounds his chest while losing one more time Broadway might get ugly

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Johnny just got out of FBI questioning. Sorry for the absence.

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Childhood ends when LeBron, Sydney Crosby, and Justin Rose retires.

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High ball knowledge Uncle Ron

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Has Kevin Harlan ever called an under in a football game?

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Why do black athletes have the most unathletic looking parents of all time, while white athletes have the hottest moms possible.

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Is it a requirement that every Wawa has random black ppl outside it?

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Homosexuality is legal now, you don’t have to ride a scooter thru campus full speed.

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Might need some performance enhancers ❄️ to wake up at 7 am to see Bryson rip driver on 1 tmr morning 🇺🇸

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People say white culture doesn’t exist but have never blasted Kodak pulling into their country club.

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@richclaymore @roberte1029 Roll Tide #makefsulookbetter

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Would girls go on mission trips if they couldn’t post themselves with a dying immigrant baby

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@roberte1029 @stoolpresidente RARE portnoy W

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Big Three playing tonight after the noles win.

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Catholic school recess was a wild time, wdym I was throwing dots and ball hawking like Deion for 25 mins in dress shoes, pants, and a button down shirt.

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A majority of Latinas would be butt ugly if they didn’t have boobs or a butt

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Hialeah might as well not have any street signs or laws

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I don’t give a fuck about gender inequality until I get to skip the entire bathroom line at an event #menarebetter

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I sincerely think I’m part of the 99th percentile of the human race.

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Pitchers should play complete games again!