Johnny Parlay

All I do is pick winners. Losers.

[Johnny Parlay @JohnnyParlay312]

Auburn wins straight up. Real rapists don't get caught jamies, whatever the fuck kind of name that is #poor

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Lesean McCoy will probably try to snort all of that white powder on the field anyways

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Bet the farm on the saints tonight idiots. Every beatoff and their inbred mother is betting on the eagles. Idiots.

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Beat every away team tomorrow nba idiots.

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I told you. Idiots. Listen to johnny parlay and you'll make that pay $$$!

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Of course I parlayed the Dayton flyers tonight in Maui idiots

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Up $400 tonight. What you know bout that? #peasants

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#JohnnyParlayPlayOfTheDay Blazers +2 in Brooklyn. Nets have a better chance of solving world hunger and finding Kony then winning tonight

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#JohnnyParlayPlayOfTheDay Blazers -2 Expect A Big Day out of LaMarcus Aldridge Kelly Olynyk is a giant stupid pair of Canadian Clown Shoes

[Johnny Parlay @JohnnyParlay312]

Can't wait to rail some coke off a strippers tits after I cover the spread. It's not an occupation it's a lifestyle

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@samwise927 no but i am loving the under of 43!! Fitzpatrick's got an arm like a leg but I see the Titans D keeping them in it #FuckLuck

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Johnny Parlay's Play of the Day...Rockets -1.5 Lin's going off in the Garden and the Knicks have no answer for Dwight in the post

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You're going to need a rake to corral all the cash I'm going to be raining on you people. #ArroganceIsBliss

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I am the Dalai Lama of Sports Betting. Let me carry you to Nirvana people #JohnnyParlayPlayOfTheDay