Johnnyplanted

Determined to observe all whilst disguised as 5 lbs of potatoes.
Taking it one day at a time.
#TheBees #TheArsenal & #TheArchers
#FBPE #RecoveryPosse

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

@twitweeting My porn star name is Tulip Double Decker. Sounds promising.

[Heads Up! @heads_upgroup]

Heads Up meet every wednesday at Wealdstone FC in Ruislip 1900-2000.
We offer a safe non judgemental environment for men to talk or listen.
For more information please see our web site

https://t.co/Wn54HmzD8c

@WealdstoneFC @WFCSC1 @Wealdstone_FC @sosstuffonstuff @Hillingdon

[John McDonnell @johnmcdonnellMP]

Just a thought. Wes Streeting owes his political status to the support he’s received over years from Peter Mandelson & Morgan McSweeney at Labour Together. He wouldn’t make a move against Keir Starmer without Mandelson’s say so. So look on this as Mandelson’s & Morgan’s revenge.

[Dave Fielding @DaveBrfc1875]

Hi @Rovers you seem to keep plastering our faces over your emails and whats app are we entitled to a free season ticket as payment please thanks 😅

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my
profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:

“On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.

Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.”

It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

[Michael Crick @MichaelLCrick]

Extraordinary story indeed. Presumably, if it's not true then Farage, Johnson & Harborne will want to sue Ben Habib for defamation to clear their names. Thevm Electoral Commission also newd to get a grip on the Harborne story and show they have some backbone.

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

Extraordinary allegations from @benhabib6 !!
Ben Habib alleges that Nigel Farage & Boris Johnson were paid £1m each by Christopher Harborne to essentially rig the election in favour of Johnson. He also claims the undeclared £5m "gift" Farage received in 2024 from Harborne was payment for Farage to take over as party leader of Reform UK and stand in Clacton.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@JuliaHB1 It's not too late to delete this Julia

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

So impressive that they can do this, what with all the genocide and famine going on around them. The struggle is real ✊🏻

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

@Hillingdon
Huge amount of building, commercial and household flytipping on Cranford Lane Harlington overnight. With no active deterrents this is a daily occurrence. Please help us residents fight back. @johnmcdonnellMP @HeathrowVil_Lab @CranfordAction @MPSCranford @mywestldn

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

@MPSHeathrowVlge @HeathrowVil_Lab
Thanks for any assistance you can give in this matter.

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

@MPSCranford
Van registration no.FE19 WRA has been dumped on the corner of Langley Crescent and Cranford Lane. Left illegally parked and causing a hazard to pedestrians and road users. They have removed parts, including the entire engine. Will need to be towed. @Hillingdon

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

@MPSCranford
Van registration no.FE19 WRA has been dumped on the corner of Langley Crescent and Cranford Lane. Left illegally parked and causing a hazard to pedestrians and road users. They have removed parts, including the entire engine. Will need to be towed. @Hillingdon

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

@HeathrowVil_Lab Can you please help us?

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

@Hillingdon when are you going to start addressing the volume of flytipping on Cranford Lane Harlington seriously? Been ongoing for years now. Landowners not being held to account at limiting access and no ANPR or CCTV ever used to tackle offenders. What can we do together?

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

@Hillingdon when are you going to start addressing the volume of flytipping on Cranford Lane Harlington seriously? Been ongoing for years now. Landowners not being held to account at limiting access and no ANPR or CCTV ever used to tackle offenders. What can we do together?

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Off you pop Nando’s, take your overpriced chicken elsewhere 👋🏼

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

@KieranMaguire Remember Charlie Oatway? https://t.co/yLUyvbhrpS

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

Please @Hillingdon can you tell the residents what action are you taking to try and prevent this from happening? It must be costing taxpayers an absolute fortune.

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

Cranford Lane residents have made multiple reports to @Hillingdon about the huge, long term flytipping along the whole length of our home. Can you please help us @johnmcdonnellMP and @HeathrowVil_Lab we feel abandoned.

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

Cranford Lane residents have made multiple reports to @Hillingdon about the huge, long term flytipping along the whole length of our home. Can you please help us @johnmcdonnellMP and @HeathrowVil_Lab we feel abandoned.

[Johnnyplanted @Johnnyplanted]

@WFCSC1 I can't make the Dagenham game but was going to watch the Aldershot game at the clubhouse on Tuesday. Would also like to sponsor a matchball perhaps for a game later this season if possible to sort it out?

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

If you must know, I was going to a chemist with my daughter-in-law, to get some medicine for her unwell husband….my son. Hatred is a dreadful weakness.