Porn lied harder than my last girl: Plumbers don't fix pipes that fast, and your husband sitting in the corner supposed to be watching you gag on my meat not commentating. Fuck out of here.
my accountant: “so during a year when the S&P closed up 16%, nasdaq gained +20%, gold rose almost 75% and silver did over 150% you somehow managed to lose more than half your net-worth on something called fartcoin?!?”