Day 2 of the #DoggyQuarantine
Wifey wakes me up and says “let’s play a game.” She’s going to wear her panties and t-shirt only today and if I make it til noon I get a BJ after dinner.
I didn’t even make it til the Price is Right came on.
#RawDoesIt
My wife has been on my case for us to Self-Quarantine.
I’ve reluctantly agreed with the obviously caveat the quarantine will involve a daily #dose of Raw Doggystyle.
#RawStillDoesIt
Looking forward to a relaxing weekend with the fellas up in the Dells, enjoying @jpnowak7 bachelor party.
And by “relaxing” I mean selecting the most attractive broad on the dance floor at Showboat and dry-humping her until it hurts.
Bucks Brunch today with the Crew. Gotta get a quick jackhammer in before devouring a breakfast burrito. For sure gonna fire off some face guacamole. #RawDoesIt