Johnny Ben Rempit 🏴

so long as we hate pigs and pray, we'll remain Moslem and Malay. - Salleh Ben Joned

[Johnny Ben Rempit 🏴 @JohnnyRempit]

'Askar-askar Bersekutu sudah mendarat di Feranchis.'
'Apa? Askar-askar Bersekutu sudah mendarat di Feranchis?'
'Ya. Askar-askar Bersekutu sudah mendarat di Feranchis.'
#DDay

[The Nerd of the Rings @nerdoftherings1]

Godspeed, Bernard Hill. Folks will be sharing memories of his various roles today, but for me, Théoden King stands alone - a standout performance in a film series full of standout performances.

May his family be comforted during this difficult time. ❤️

[Johnny Ben Rempit 🏴 @JohnnyRempit]

Orang yang 'terkejut' harga susu formula baby boleh cecah sampai RM100+ setin ni baik juga jengok-jengok sikit harga susu formula untuk warga emas. Lagi-lagi yang khas untuk diabetis etc.

Bukak sikit mata bila ada pergi masuk farmasi nanti. Tu belum kira lagi harga ubat2 etc.

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Kalau saman trafik pun boleh dapat 'diskaun', tak payah lah nak terkejut sangat kalau tempoh duduk dalam pun boleh di 'adjust'.

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Selamat Hari Wilayah Persekutuan dan seluruh Jajahan Takluk.

[Johnny Ben Rempit 🏴 @JohnnyRempit]

Terjawab jugak soalan yang dari dulu aku tertanya2 tapi tak terjawab.

Raja/Sultan ada pasport tak?
Jawapan nya, ada.

[BERNAMA @bernamadotcom]

#Sarawak Yang di-Pertuan Agong Al-Sultan Abdullah Ri'ayatuddin Al-Mustafa Billah Shah & Raja Permaisuri Agong Tunku Azizah Aminah Maimunah Iskandariah (gambar kiri) berkenan menyerahkan pasport bagi mendapat cop pelepasan sebelum memasuki Kompleks Imigresen, Kastam & Kuarantin (ICQS) Sungai Tujuh, sempena Kembara Kenali Borneo hari ini.

📸 Hazim Mohammad | BERNAMA

#BernamaImages

[Johnny Ben Rempit 🏴 @JohnnyRempit]

'Takpe. Anwar Ibrahim masih PM. Apadehal?'

Penggal kedua Presiden Obama dulu Dewan Senat dan Kongres dipegang pihak Republikan. Tangan dia diikat sampai tak boleh buat kerja.

Apadehal, yedok?

#AmbilContoh #BuatPengajaran

[Johnny Ben Rempit 🏴 @JohnnyRempit]

'Why didn't you vote?'
'Obama is still in office. We'll be fine.'

Sindrom Obama ni bahaya. Jangan pandang rendah pengundi Republikan. Hujan ribut mereka tetap keluar. Last-last Obama tak boleh buat apa pun. #AmbilTeladan

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It took me all of 5 mins from the gate to the end. Very efficient! Syabas @sprgovmy

[Johnny Ben Rempit 🏴 @JohnnyRempit]

Done mengundi. Good luck @PNRasmiMY. I voted for the other guy.

[Johnny Ben Rempit 🏴 @JohnnyRempit]

Once upon a time, Kedah had a MB named Sanusi too. A cultured, well educated and most importantly, for Kedah at least, witty in a smart way. Never ever uncouth.

Once upon a time lah.

[Johnny Ben Rempit 🏴 @JohnnyRempit]

@bawalsakti Tell him make youtube videos. No need speaking-speaking. Just show good quality work. Capture asmr crowd.

[Johnny Ben Rempit 🏴 @JohnnyRempit]

I just saw the other venues and realised Perth was one of them. For some of us, that is an option too, yes? Same time zone too as well. How convenient.

[Coldplay @coldplay]

#MOTSWT

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'Lagu Sex Pistol lama tu nak kena tukar lirik ke?' tanya Abu, sambil melaras gitar elektriknya.
'Apa kau mengarut ni!' jawab si Fahmi. 'Lagu itu lagu klasik dan ia mencerminkan zaman nya!' sambung Fahmi lagi.

#CerpenTwitter

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Ketua Negara-Negara Komanwel, Pelindung Kepercayaan dan Ketua Rumah Gemilang Windsor yang Agung.

Hip Hip!
Huzzah!
Hidup Raja Charles 3!

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Untung lah Atok Nenek kita dulu berjuang membebaskan kita dari belenggu jajahan Mahkota British. Kalau tak, hari ini kita semua kena sambut hari Pemahkotaan Raja Charles 3, Raja Wilayah Bersekutu Britain Yang Hebat dan Ireland Utara dan Jajahan Takluknya...

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No one, and I mean NO ONE, sings and pronounces 'Aidilfitri' properly in songs but the late Datuk Sharifah Aini, especially in her evergreen song, 'Nostalgia Aidilfitri'.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, semua.

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Early Eid kit boleh lah di simpan untuk tahun depan.

[Johnny Ben Rempit 🏴 @JohnnyRempit]

Whoever it is who thought that monopolies are a good idea should be ridiculed in pop culture and have his or her name turned into a verb to denote utter stupidity. #My2Sen

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At the local bazar remdan today, I just happened to have with me my 'blue' shopping bag. More than a few times the gerai owners told me what a good example I was. Turns out, a few penguatkuasa were around, 'discouraging' use of plastic bags. Didn't know those were contraband now.