Johnny Sarcasm

I am but one of the many voices inside my head.

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@Ashy_slashee Hey, isn't she the DJ in that lighthouse? Or is the fog making me imagine things?

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@FoodPornPhotos Mold.

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@MVielhaber When "Just Eggs" doesn't contain egg you have to question everything.

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@Ashy_slashee Where is my Multipass????

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@chase_the_high 10 for 10.
Ever wonder if Jesse's girl happened to be an uptown girl? And Jesse was a downtown boy?

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@RetroHighway Yes, but....have you ever had @MtOlivePickles Pickled Vidalia Onions? They are so good on a hot dog or a brat.

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@FoodPornPhotos If it is a bad steak, you do what you gotta to do to choke it down. Too expensive to toss.

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@Ashy_slashee "I ain't got time to bleed."

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@Jeanna350 A top 3 Xmas movie.

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@FoodPornPhotos Flour for me, but I have "reasons".

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@Ashy_slashee THAT'S THE STRING OF PEARLS CONFIGURATION!!!

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@FoodPornPhotos It is amazing, delicious, delightful, and I want some so bad!!!!!

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@emily_tweets 8 Track to cassette to cd to digital....

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@Ford_Nick I'm a fan, but I grew up with plates of summer sausage and cheese.

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@CTOTHELOS77 Vegan "sausage", obviously. That shit belongs in the trash not on a grill.

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@_we_love_food Dunkin is better, but both seem to be losing out to local coffee shops and healthier options than pastry.

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@Tjeerd001 Divorce

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@MrsDongCopter Do they match?

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@the_dadchef Only if it is real tomato ketchup and not flavored, red, high fructose corn syrup with salt.

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@chase_the_high Can't say I have ever heard someone referred to as East Indian here in the States. Middle Eastern, Asian or Hispanic.

What really confuses me is why blacks from all over the world are referred to as African American here. How do blacks from England, Jamaica, Haiti like that?