Johnny Nelson

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

@notthefakeSVP @PardonMyMeme you know what to do

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

I'M PABLO PICASSO AND YOU'RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL ✌️

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Pablo Picasso painting a pigeon on a window (1940)

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

@FirstDoctor Not true it helps me forget your a mega dork loser

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

PSA to Chicagoans: stop doing the Green Bay sucks chant EVERY TIME YOU'RE IN A STADIUM. It's so so SO cringeworthy and reeks of insecurity

1 billion times worse than the wave IMO

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

Their fight song has “the pride and joy of ILLINOIS” so kind of a stupid fucking take

[DaBearsBlog @dabearsblog]

If the stadium isn’t in the city of Chicago, why does anyone care if it’s in Arlington Heights or Hammond or anywhere else? Suburban stadiums are suburban stadiums. You’ll go there, watch the thing, leave. They’re not the Illinois Bears.

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

@ChicagoBears Disgusting

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

Ball knower https://t.co/em7oVKV4gL #NBA #82and0

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

Icebergs can’t melt steel ships

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

Lusichangia: Titanic was an inside job

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

Why the buddy pregnant in the back

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding?

Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

I have much more of a problem with the fact he is dressed like Scott Calvin mid transition to Santa Claus

[yogesh @yogeshtwet]

Jeff Bezos could have anyone, so why a 55-year old mom with three kids?😭

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

Is there video?

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A trad-wife influencer convention in Montana went off the rails today when dozens got sick after drinking free samples of raw milk, and threw up in the auditorium during a talk by a founder of a company that runs "natural immunity daycares for unvaccinated children."

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

@MarchMadnessMBB

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

Ball knowers know this ain’t the derby. All Preakness baby

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

@hnnh_vrclt T-Boys and yes #TBoys4Twolves

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

Bro said this brain dead fucking idea with his full chest. Gotta respect that

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

I’m calling on the Florida State Government to buy the Spirit Airlines Headquarters to turn it into a public high school and name it after Spirit and their employees.

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

I’m out on the bulls again. I’m gonna split my fandom between the T-wolves and nuggets. I’m taking no further questions at this time.

[Johnny Nelson @JohnnySoftball4]

@ChaseMit I am a live and let live mas guy and I can't think of a better way to live mas than to get our soda's Christina Aguilera style