Johnny

Google Earth enjoyer

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

Brian Kelly I know you’re in there

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Nobody dickrides their city harder than New Yorkers

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Surely these big parking lots everyone wanted will be worth the entire population of Chicagoland bottlenecked into the worst stretch of highway in America on game days

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

I got too many friends with Celiac I’m gonna have to cut some of them off

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

I love getting drunk and riling up the dog

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

@MostlyHoopsShow @clubtrillion Diebler is not a great coach but our fans do suck. Keep making excuses about not putting a top-25 product on the court as if fans actually persevered or showed up through the slightest bit of program turmoil. The second the team started a rough patch in 2023 fans checked out.

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

Everyone complains about NIL but no one appreciates how it has become the new centerpiece of dude small talk conversation topics.

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

How a mid-major team from California to the sweet sixteen looks at me every year.

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

*Taps the sign*

[Ethan Sears @ethan_sears]

Brady Tkachuk called it a “unique opportunity” to meet Elmo

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

At the DUI factory

[Seth "Da Flow" Irskens @Ice8859]

I had the strangest dream last night that chipmunks were in my home due to the snow this weekend.

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

@APMarkLong People get mad when others who don’t “play by the book” succeed. Instead of adapting, they tear down to protect their ego and perceived entitlement to success because they have followed everything from journalism school. This lady rocks for expressing her positivity and empathy.

[Eddie @EddieBarstool]

Let this be the day that the Bears/Packers rivalry flips @NFLonFOX

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

Is Jordan love more of a Daiquiri guy or a a piña colada guy?

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Another year without an SEC champion🙏🏼

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Nike tech on for the away game

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Nicolas Maduro on board the USS Iwo Jima.

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

Chicago twink with painted nails dominates submissive group of Wisconsin men.

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

ITS CHICAGOOOOOO

[Johnny @Johnnythathird]

Do you think he was wearing the puffer vest during all of this?

[Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski @biglebowski_9]

Yikes… Sherrone Moore situation has gotten exponentially wilder