Johnny Thyroids

I live in the back dumpster of a Barnes and Nobles somewhere in Montana

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My daughter graduated from goldfish class today. Really proud of that stupid fucking bitch! She got expelled 11 times! They kept letting her back in because she was mistaken for another student named Chimpy Google!!!!!

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My hungry little cuticles can’t fucking twitch about when I’m combing my teeth.

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Let’s all think for a while. Okay. What did we learn? Don’t worry I’m a firefighter, just hella fat and short!

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Eating is a good idea. Too bad Cheese Larson isn’t living at that address anymore.

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Hello man. There’s socks and shoes available in German world and whatever

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Watching Clips of the Ass grandma movies

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Now I’m going to launch Auntie Clyde up here!

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Winter weather inside your apartment

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Generating images of disgustingly beautiful forks and spoons

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Watch the river grow into a pencils.

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Who here waits for Dennis to became people

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Hello! This is my Aunt Pickle! She discovered my mother under a rock in Aberdeen! Whoever is sharing rocks needs to get a job now!

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Selling my water pistols and my uncles 2001 Cobalt for $12 on Friday. GOTTA BUY A NEW XBOX SOON!!!!

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Watching YouTube videos by the Asparagus twins!

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It’s really inappropriate to pee. You need to figure how you can buy $70

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Basketball IS ILLEGAL ON THE BUS THAT GORS THROUGH VICTORS LIVING ROOM

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Everyone barfs on Easter get a clue asshole!

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One last minute to enjoy eating coffee tables!

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We’re all fucking around and not taking money from Amy’s aunt

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I walk around up and down and no one seems to read the book written in my garage that I built in October 2011

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I can’t believe we work for The Company called Analysis of Hibiscus