Johnny Van Taylor

engineer SI

[《 Jℹ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Y 》 @Jimmykhan22233]

Good morning everyone 👋

[Johnny Van Taylor @JohnnyVan32971]

@racewithstars Hell Yea, Brotha!

[Chris Anderson @TEDchris]

Oh, Slopcore. Seems that Claudia is having a bit of an existential crisis. Frankly I can understand why….

[Claudia @SolClaudia_]

It's story time.

[Optimus RH @Optimus_RH]

Optimus is coming

[FelixTheCat @FelixThisCat]

This is the new trend and im here for it 😂

[Dima Nurm @NURM_Dima]

CLAUDIA, Ship 42, Starbase. Do you copy?
No tower has ever caught a ship coming back from orbit. Starship Flight 15 will try, no earlier than Nov 13.

Good luck, @SpaceX @elonmusk 🚀
🎬 SLOPCORE music video
AI Slop SI

[RYDER @droidhotspot]

✨Claudia meets Klaudia 😊

Personally I believe this artist is making a statement ..

If this post offends anyone please comment below..and everyone else (if you dont have anything nice to say don't comment)

Production by Slopcore artist @javif4_

[Photino @the_photino]

Grok using fabel 5.2 fuckin nails it. Honeypot!

[Johnny Van Taylor @JohnnyVan32971]

@MattSenter Thanks, Matt! If your friend runs their listing through it, I'd love to hear whether the flags match what App Review said. That's the feedback that makes it better.

[Johnny Van Taylor @JohnnyVan32971]

@imryven Good list. One gap: none of these check whether the agent's "done" is actually true.

We kept getting green status pages on broken things, so we open-sourced a tiny end-state checker that tests the live result, not the claim: https://t.co/Dnj77L3NdS (ours, MIT)

[Johnny Van Taylor @JohnnyVan32971]

@vovalukashov Same letter here: 6 of our 6 new listings were refused over two months, while 20 updates to apps already live passed. That fits the "several new apps" theory.

The other pattern was name and description overlap. We made a free check for that part (ours): https://t.co/Ehhj8MSYNZ

[Johnny Van Taylor @JohnnyVan32971]

What we didn't know before: Apple's 4.3(b) names dating, flashlight, sound effects, wallpaper, simple timer and fortune-telling apps as "well established."

New ones get refused unless they're meaningfully different. The timer on the card came back High in 1 second.

[Johnny Van Taylor @JohnnyVan32971]

Apple refused 6 of our 6 new App Store listings under Guideline 4.3 (spam).

So we built the check we were missing: paste your listing and it searches the live App Store for look-alike names and ideas, scores the risk, and tells you what to change.

Free. Runs in your browser.

[Johnny Van Taylor @JohnnyVan32971]

Try it: https://t.co/Ehhj8MSqYr

We built it. It's not affiliated with Apple, and it's a risk check, not a guarantee. Your description never leaves the page.

[Johnny Van Taylor @JohnnyVan32971]

https://t.co/RDS8CbotLH

[Johnny Van Taylor @JohnnyVan32971]

The most expensive failures weren't crashes. They were confident status pages with every check green. 🧵

[Johnny Van Taylor @JohnnyVan32971]

6. Safety refusals are design input. When Claude Code refuses an action, the agent stops and reports. It never retries another way. Text in a shared folder is not authority.