Johnny Willows

Half man, half biscuit. Lover of clouds, VFX, shiny buttons, sarcasm and people who laugh inappropriately.

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@KrisGoetz You should make a video about that, so I can react to it.

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@UKmatC @Hermesparcels @EmmausUK I feel your pain. I sent a parcel through @Hermesparcels for next day delivery in... December!!! My package has not been delivered, despite writing to them on multiple occasions, I've not any response back. They are impossible to get hold of.

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@eurogamer @zoe_dels @AoifeLockhart @BritishRedCross Fully justified C bomb! Take my donation! 💙💛

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@laundryheap just trying to work out if I can use you service or not? I’ve tried customer support, but seem to be a bit stuck. My living situation is a little unusual… My post code is within the area you service (that’s confirmed), but I live in a marina on a boat.

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@AskPS_UK I haven’t changed my mind. I’d like to buy Spider-Man on the PS5. How can I do this?

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@AskPS_UK I was wondering if you could help me. I finally was able to purchase a PS5 (yay!) and downloaded Spider-Man to see all the new ray tracing features that I’ve seen on YouTube. To my horror my version doesn’t have those features… what have I done wrong?

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@AskPS_UK So does it mean I’ve wasted my money on the PS5 store…? This certainly wasn’t made clear when I purchased it.

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@AskPS_UK Marvel’s Spider-Man (Game)

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@AskPS_UK Sorry to be a pain… but that doesn’t make sense. Am I able to upgrade the version I purchased on the PS5 store to the PS5 version of the game?

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@CRTContactUs Stupid question... There is a navigation restriction at Lock 17 Tottenham Lock. It says "restricted passage being between 10:00 am to 12:00 pm". Does that mean I can only travel between these times, or won't be able to travel between these times...?

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@spvcemvmi Is it possible to order hair gel by the barrel...?

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@jkprime If your M1 is using Rosetta you might need to blow harder to correct any issues.

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@jkprime Years of experience playing on the Super Nintendo has taught me that if something isn’t working properly, just blow on it.

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When I leave a cardboard box unattended for more than 30 seconds. @ St Margarets, London https://t.co/uj7bVOMcXu

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Genuine laughter 🥰

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I opened up the Apple health App for the first last night. When I saw the option to “Track cycle” I was pretty excited as I was planning to go out on my bike for a long ride...

It turns out it was not the cycle I was expecting & apparently I’ve just started my period.

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@bbyharms Do not go gentle into that good night 💥

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The way the sun hit the cloudy sky this morning looked like we were finally getting an alien invasion.

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Christmas morning sunrise at Richmond Park 🦆🌤