John O'Farrell

[John O'Farrell @JohnOFarrell]

@Rhevolver His car is all scratched up and dented because his ego couldn't just let someone in front of him that would have taken no more than literally 2 seconds. Real clever! 🤡

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@TomSavageoffic I don't watch it now, like you say it used to be good for those moments, I remember a few years ago Craig David flooring Jaap Stam or the bloke from Kasabian lobbing David Seaman. Don't get that anymore. Prefer it if they televised a legends game with just ex pros, Eng v World Xi

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@PlayStationPark What a game Grandia was! One of my all time favourites.

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@DaftLimmy HA HA Haaaa

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@Bharathm7581 Wouldn't you pick a £3.8m GK and at least 2 other like £3.7m non starters as subs seeing as it's the last game week as you only need one last starting 11 and a decent sub in case of rotation? Genuine Question, I only play this very casually.

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@90sfootball Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Adriano, Kaka, Lucio, Juan, Dida, Ze Roberto, Roberto Carlos, Emerson, Cafu. You could argue at least half of those names make the top 50 players of all time and to have them all in one team... Wow we didn't realise how good we had it!

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@golaxis @kevtastic84 @90sfootball LMA 2001 on the PS1 was my favourite, took up all 15 blocks of the memory card, took about 5-10 minutes to save the game whilst you sat there singing along to Eat my Goal 😂 I think the most expensive players were Figo and Zidane at around £35m!

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@MirnaDzamonja @HMRCgovuk Lol can't believe you posted all your personal info onto twitter whilst complaining about receiving false letters. Something tells me this isn't the first time you've done that 😂 University professor too apparently! Some people can't be helped! 🙄

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@NOT_MOTD Pitching your business to Gary on Dragon's Den must be a free money glitch.

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@Magpie24_7 Comments on this are brain-dead. People just love to moan it seems.

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@BBCMOTD Matteo Brighi was the highest rated player on FIFA 2003 with a 97 rating. One of the most iconic FIFA players of all time!

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@garyvee The Simpsons

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@barstoolsports Cameraman didn't do anything, it's the one filming the TV at home that zoomed in. Everyone in this thread really is thick as fuck, my god. 😂

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@NUFC Blow the whole budget on a goalkeeper in the summer, honestly it will buy us about 30 extra points a season!

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@LetsTalk_FPL As a Newcastle fan let me tell you, Newcastle have only beaten Brighton twice in the last 18 meetings - EIGHTEEN! Also on our worst run of form in forever. Make of that what you will!😂

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@dan_alt @nocontextfooty Same album but the one on the right has a hardback cover.

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@Magpie24_7 Eddie is the man for the job. I agree with all that.

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@TheBugzyMalone Say no more!

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@theAliceRoberts Not sure what's worse, the monarchy or the bootlickers that line the streets to catch a glimpse of them. Every other week it's breaking news on the BBC when William and Kate take a family photo. I don't hate them but seriously who gives a shit!

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@coriumnoticer @djdavideaton @ProudSocialist Cry more yank cunt