John O'Keeffe

North West born, Southern raised but settled in the North East

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

This may be the greatest 2 minutes and 44 seconds of television I’ve ever seen

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@DivockOrigi What a hero you were for Liverpool. Enjoy your retirement.

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@HumansNoContext I went on that years ago and it was terrifying. I don’t think I could stomach it now I’m older and more sensible. Pleased I went on it at the time.

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@Chris78Williams I wouldn’t be surprised if it was discussions with new signings that also impacted the decision. We’ll be an easier sell now to prospective players.

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@anon_opin That’s exactly why I use toilet paper gel. It shocks me that people don’t use it or something equivalent.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Darran Marshall @DarranMarshall]

Ireland will not broadcast the #Eurovision this week - and instead of the final, RTÉ will air a repeat of the Father Ted Eurovision episode A Song for Europe https://t.co/py9cuAzwuF

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@BlueChipLFC @LewisBower2021 No. Unusual surname but different family.

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@shornKOOMINS Is there anyone that backs him now bar the owners. He’s made us absolutely fucking shite.

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@JeremieFrimpong “When Santa skips your house but you know you were good this year”

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This World Cup draw is vomit inducing

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@campbellclaret Burnley didn’t come to play football at all. They were dreadful. Liverpool weren’t great either but just about deserved the win.

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@racingblogger I don’t know if you’re taking the piss but Arsenal weren’t good mate. They didn’t come to win. 4 CBs and 3 DMs. It’s typical under Arteta away against the big 6. Decent first half but Liverpool much the better side 2nd half.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

A Czech billionaire has bought Royal Mail, Italy owns a UK rail franchise, India runs the steel industry and now a Chinese infrastructure group is set to pick up Thames Water for next to nothing. Is this what Brexiteers meant by Take Back Control?

[John O'Keeffe @JohnOKeeffe]

@shornKOOMINS Surely he could have thought of 3 better words like: Just Fucking Win. Or - Don’t be shite.

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@MattHughesMedia Will Orville be part of Keith Harris’s bid?

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@fesshole To be fair, you do have a birth defect in that you’re a massive evil cunt

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@NeilWakelam It’s about time we had a big window and we’ve gone for it like never before. If we get Isak and another centre back it will be an incredible window

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@WiIIJordan He’d be as famous as Karl Pilkington if more people knew about him