John (main)

everybody's making love or else expecting rain

[John (main) @johnonmain]

You see… I want to exercise twice per day and be a bit of an alcoholic. And also sleep 9 hours per night. This is interfering with having a “job”

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@TsarinaBomba I thought about this more and its because God has a plan

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@TsarinaBomba Yeah same :/

[John (main) @johnonmain]

This is how I follow the Ray Peat diet

[dasha @dash_eats]

People approach me, they thank me for saving their lives, they tell me they’ll never eat another seed oil etc I eat at Dunkin Donuts primarily the truth is it doesn’t matter what you eat as long as you’re mostly fasting for spiritual purposes 🙏🏻

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@doulbedoink LMAO

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@NFL What

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@MosesSternstein Im not convinced these are particularly grim

[John (main) @johnonmain]

This happened to me in Hayes Valley a few months ago

[😵‍💫 @samc00ke]

Resolved to not look at my phone on my afternoon walk and saw a dead body

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@_iamlougotti Was gonna say 10 wolves but lemme get 5 bears actually

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@our_decay Lmao

[John (main) @johnonmain]

booking europe flights day of. like a much less cool analyst #3

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@chrgrscursed Me too lowkey

[John (main) @johnonmain]

Thats not even where it is

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

The true overall length of the Hawaiian archipelago is extremely surprising.

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@elkelk I want 1

[John (main) @johnonmain]

Replies to this are a reminder of what iOS looked like in 2013 omg

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Experiment: text the person ur dating "I haven't been fully honest with you" then dont reply to them for 1 hr (& tweet pic of thr response)

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@FiberNervosa Can u b normal for once ?

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@RedTailedRetard @PhotogenicMem Lmao

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@chateau__marmot Oh brother

[John (main) @johnonmain]

@1thousandfaces_ True!

[John (main) @johnonmain]

even James Joyce knew what it was like to read back your sexts in the morning

[John (main) @johnonmain]

its just nuts how well written some of the deeper cuts are..

[John (main) @johnonmain]

I know I’m the guy with a Bob Dylan pfp so I’m supposed to say this, but every time I listen to the songwriting on Blood on the Tracks I’m blown away