Padden At Work

I'm the guy who explains post-credits scenes to his friends
co-host of The Riverdale Register
(he/his/him)

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I'm starting to understand why strangers can't guess my sexuality

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2021: A Year in Entertainment https://t.co/pXxATKepGV

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Scarlet Nexus: Under These Specific Circumstances https://t.co/m0jBJGEKoj

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Was This Always a Fool’s Errand? https://t.co/CaLAJzHO1H

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You Should Be Watching Evil https://t.co/HplbYyAfGh

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Superman & Lois and “Evil Superman” https://t.co/UsOQL8TLnf

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When Rewrites Strike https://t.co/mSl2kutejC

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Spoiler Alert https://t.co/5MuMwo6uP6

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The Big Bad https://t.co/F41RWmr8fl

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Star Trek Movies, Mystery Boxes, and Me https://t.co/42ATqaEMSP

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2020: A Year in Entertainment https://t.co/SbqJJhbazO

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That was fucking awful

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Oh my God just cut their mics when it's not their turn

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Pandemic: exists
Producers: no big group scenes
Script: the whole cast in a picture together
Writers: we can do that right?
Post: okay we take each actor's picture against a green screen with matched lighting then we photoshop...

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@JEBermanator @e_padden

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Don't really like my roommate asking me to clean my beard trimmings in the sink more when his and his girlfriend's long hair are building a civilization in our shower drain

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Taxes pay for ROADS. Your whole job is driving on said roads. Isn't it nicer to drive on good roads?

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Meanwhile in the transportation department,
"Who cares about his taxes, everybody knows rich people don't pay taxes"
But he should! THEY SHOULD!
You're paying too much because they don't!

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Jake from State Farm is in these commercials saying "you can't beat the real deal" when he's not even the original Jake from State Farm

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Well I'm off to Target to buy candles that smell like Fall, you want anything?

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Should I stay later at work just to watch a car blow up?