John P. O’Brien

Former Merchant Marine turned high school PoliSci and History teacher from Mason City, IA. I love my wife, kids, dogs, America, and the free market.

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My wife struggles with depression but she recently started a new antidepressant. It has been working well except for one side effect: involuntary muscle movements. All fun & games till the love of your life is doing the stanky leg at your aunts funeral #HitTheFokesDontStopAye

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@flabornflaraise @lotsofuss Okay Terrie “LegoEater” Johnson now you sound silly. Trump can finish a sentence unlike Obama who can’t go 3 words without uhh or a mind numbing stutter. No hate to the guy who called 5 dead cops racist in Dallas 4 years ago but Obama’s social grace equates to that of a walnut

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Sending Pinterest links is radical jihad for white ladies that I forgot to call back

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@beridze_daniel Be careful w that WD-40 my buddy @LyndonPike took some his esophagus was so slippery that he was hanging from a pullup bar upside down like a fucking bat and suddenly the non-binary college student he and his wife grilled for dinner with mango chutney slid right out of his mouth!

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@RagesPete @puerto_rojo Especially one that eats so much fucking cheese. Amazing how in a country of starving people their leader looks like the human manifestation of the words “HomeTown Buffet”

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@lotsofuss Imagine criticizing someone reading a difficult phrase when you spell Becky as beki. Becky is the name of my transgender FWB in high school (great head tho). Beki sounds like the sex toy brand Biden uses to traumatize his underage sex-trafficked girls. #FreeMyBoyDaShitSniffer

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DPRK kills defectors. People still defect. That is how miserable this nation’s conditions are. The WPK like most communist organizations fools constituents into thinking they can succeed under the oppression communism brings. The naivety of modern day leftists is comical.

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@puerto_rojo A country that imprisons/kills individuals for attempting to leave is not a safe, admirable home. A country whose people RISK IMPRISONMENT/DEATH to leave is not a safe, admirable home.

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Say no more

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@MelioraEmeritus @MikeQClark Woman I will backhand you so hard the force will literally overturn Roe v. Wade if you don’t get yourself and your hairy ankles out of my asshole. Someone should put a shock collar on you to keep you from barking dumb shit. #ifuckedyourmomtoo #IAmTheTwoInchPunisher #Hawkeyes4LIFE

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My son informed me that this person is a “filthy weeb” (?) does this mean a person that can’t spell? Very confused @MikeQClark

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@beridze_daniel please tell your wife @LyndonPike and I will be bringing “the sausage” at 12 while you are at work tomorrow and yes @MikeQClark is bringing his equipment to film it.

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Christopher walken is my sleep paralysis demon

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@beridze_daniel Hornyposting!

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Lyndon I want my fucking hedge trimmers back.

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My son just told me he suspects his mother, my wife, to be a Democrat. I respect her opinion. On an unrelated note she loves it when I grill. Maybe this year it’s charred tofu😎

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@graysea61 @PaulLidicul @realDonaldTrump Why encourage uneducated decisions and push people to vote for bad candidates with empty promises instead of informed choices? If you agree with a candidate, vote for them, but your rationale is that it’s okay to vote for a godawful candidate just because they are a Dem. shame.

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@LyndonPike Aple juice