John Reutter-Harrah

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

http://t.co/MWgu5pEt4K "Who the fuck is this bitch?" - Me, every time the local news gets a new anchor woman.

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

http://t.co/ZZyOfk4LdP Words are so powerful; but I never have time to write on my fists before a fight.

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

http://t.co/sPXlJ0HIHY The loop of Internet sites we repetitively check up on while procrastinating is worse than crack.

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/WA9ns9n3KO

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

http://t.co/xgjbciD5mD Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/IqAq45LbC1

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/P3a3sp748h

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

http://t.co/6GoTuHU0UT I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/iRADo8Z24g

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/9dQ0VJVoE4

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

http://t.co/HE5S2QE9 Life would be so much easier if it had an unfollow button.

[John Reutter-Harrah @JohnReutter]

http://t.co/QPQuiG1l Heard a Beethoven piece & a Ke$ha song yesterday. Which one is deaf again?