John Hoffman

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.
32. The healthiest relationships are those where you’re a team; where you respect, protect, and stand up for each other.

[Margot Cleveland @ProfMJCleveland]

If our country is as hellish as the Democrats say, why are so many people trying to come in illegally, and why do Democrats think there is nothing worse than sending them back where they came from?

[Tom Dienhart @TomDienhart1]

Yes, this is "bucolic" West Lafayette, Indiana. 1987 me just dropped my slice of Garcia's gutbuster pizza.

[Lance Jones @LanceBuckets]

It’s a great day to have a GREAT day @BoilerBall 🖤💛🖤💛

[J @JL_Voice]

Asked if the fact that high point was a popular upset pick was motivating to Purdue, TKR said, “No, not for me…but I don’t listen to people who don’t understand basketball.”

[Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman]

When you think about it, it’s nice to live in a system where the commander of the armed forces declares that the founding legal charter is permanently amended and we all just laugh at him and nothing happens.

[Aneesh @aneeshswamy]

just seeing ND and IU logos together like this gives me ptsd to awful cheap sporting goods aisles in Indiana grocery stores

[J @JL_Voice]

All those successful misdirection runs so of course on 4th & 1 Purdue throws a pass laterally *behind* the line of scrimmage and they don’t get it. That’s Purdue football 2024 right there.

[John Hoffman @JohnRHoff]

So good! https://t.co/YbvhCFqYCn

[Tom Dienhart @TomDienhart1]

Who recalls the Purdue "riot" in October 1984 across from Triple XXX at Salisbury and State Streets? Forty years ago!

[John Hoffman @JohnRHoff]

@shwood Wordle 1,197 6/6

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[John Hoffman @JohnRHoff]

So much for subscribing to Fubo, can't find the CW channel or the game.

[John Hoffman @JohnRHoff]

@PurdueBookstore So sad they don't have my size. :-(

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

I have never understood why it is "greed" to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money.

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Andy Rooney landed on the beach of Normandy days after D-Day, 80 years ago today. In 2004, he shared a firsthand account of “a day unlike any other.”

“It’s hard for anyone who has been in a war to describe the terror of it to anyone who hasn’t,” he said. https://t.co/xknrIeLymT.

[Aneesh @aneeshswamy]

what a great Purdue season

[John Hoffman @JohnRHoff]

Wow

[Jake Query @jakequery]

If there’s a day when the moon is a major news story..it’s only fitting Purdue shares the headlines.

[John Hoffman @JohnRHoff]

@BoiledSports https://t.co/rkSFnUQUCE

[@Boiler In Valpo @boilerinvalpo]

@JonRothstein