John Ross Spewing

eyup chucks, oil's thicker than blood and it's all mine, hehe!

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

There ain't no fat bottom girls round ere

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

@CliffBarnsley You bin with Sue Ellen? Hic

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He ain't got no number plate on that there fancy car!

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

That JR's a bit of a bugger, I didn't see that coming

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Aye up Chucks, I'll ave a go toneet

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

Ay pa, what you doin to me

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

@ChrisSpewing Nowt wrong wi that luv

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I don't know what anyone's up to! And why do they all look the same???

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

Eeh, that JR's a reet rumun #yorkshiredallas #Dallas

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

Aye, better than them their posh folk what knows nuffin

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

Eeh lad, where's them Yorkshire puddings? #yorkshiredallas #Dallas

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

@ChrisSpewing yeah, try it little bruvver. You can't even got facial air

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

Ecky thump, trouble at t'mill

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Eeh, we're in Brid

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

Ooh, I'm such man

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

Ooh er Missis #yorkshiredallas #Dallas

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Eeh, why dunt she believe me

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

That there chip oil's mine #yorkshiredallas #Dallas

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

@LucidViewing When thees tall enough #yorkshiredallas #Dallas

[John Ross Spewing @JohnRossSpewing]

Shuffles uncomfortably #yorkshiredallas #Dallas