Aidan Johnson

You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs;)

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@killersundymann This is perfect. A common one that still gets me over in Germany is my constant repeating of “Danke” when I pay for sth at a shop, when they give me change, when they give the receipt and so on. The check-out cashier looks at me like I’m some polite sort of rain-man.

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@daraobriain While we’re slating you for things you have no control over, what’s the story with the plethora of “i” in your surname?

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@LinebreakRugby Not applicable due to:
1. Offside rule in touch pushing D back 7m before making a touch
2. Touch rule that all defenders forced to advance once 7m back (cannot sit back on the line and wait for attacker to come)
3. Middle of pitch is too congested in union for these dives

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@GallyLongLegs ………….Very early, Father.

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

I LOVE MUNSTER

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@HighfieldRFC @OldBelvedereRFC @irishexaminer @Corks96FM @BigRedBench @Munsterrugby Yeeeeeeessssssssss!!!!

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

Been gone for almost 5 years and wouldn’t even consider moving back unless serious systemic change took place. Grass = absolutely greener

[The Irish Times @IrishTimes]

‘Grass looks greener’ but young people won’t find lower rents emigrating, Tánaiste says https://t.co/6RrJwWywXr

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@GallyLongLegs @Im_RobM The fuckin’ lads are at it again eh? If it was falafel fine. But donor? Do me a favour…

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@ConorMalone4 @fckoeln_en @CorkCityFC Very old tweet. Slow morning for you? And yes I’m never gonna shut up about it

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@KianMcCarthy17 Good lad yourself, Kian

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

Has anyone not seen Bicep live in the past 10 days?

[Simon Zebo @SimonZebo]

Never heard that stadium rock like that ONLY @Munsterrugby support capable of that
Best in the world
And not even close 🔴🔴

[Greenpeace UK @GreenpeaceUK]

Fantastic responses to some pretty shocking "interviewing" 👏

#DontLookUp #RichardMadeley @GaryLineker #JustStopOil

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@jbbbbbbbbbbbb12 Everyone other than Bayern fans also hate Bayern for that exact reason…

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

No it’s German…Die Putzfeen, die

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@EwanMacKenna We’re nowhere near that either so don’t see why you’re using that stick to poke me…

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@FionnOBrien You can spout all the tactics you want, but Ole’s at the wheel, Fionn boy

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@killersundymann This is perfect. A common one that still gets me over in Germany is my constant repeating of “Danke” when I pay for sth at a shop, when they give me change, when they give the receipt and so on. The check-out cashier looks at me like I’m some polite sort of rain-man.

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

One of the saddest and most horrific things I’ve read in a while. An absolute monster.
“Court hears Sarah Everard murdered after 'false arrest'” via @RTENews https://t.co/whiyfJnArQ

[Aidan Johnson @Johns_Relation]

@threeredkings That’s an incredible clip