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[Severs @JohnSevers3]

Dropping out of college and becoming white trash feels extra appealing this morning 🤔

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

Looking at the Applebees 2 for 25 deal: “George Orwell warned us about this”

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

@Beamerrr @MetsDefender

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

@MetsDefender I got you bro!

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

@MetsDefender Bounce-back performance incoming…

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

I know Duncan Robinson doesn’t actually look like Jason sudeikis but he looks like Jason sudeikis

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

@Beamerrr Go get em, tiger

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

@patcalhoun32 Being a little generous there

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

@JoeLigg Life is beautiful

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

Saturday night bar DJ:

“Oh what’s that? Everybody wants to hear ‘September?’ Hmmm maybe. I’ll tell you what - how about I play this shitty fucking mix of 2014 hits I made that nobody in the building wants to hear? Let’s go with that! You’re gonna love it.”

[jake @HoungSheldon]

Unplugging the usb-c charger out of my work laptop and into my ps5 controller. The modern day punching of the time card

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

@patcalhoun32 Should’ve been with his team to help them not win a ring 💔

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

Nothing screams ‘middle class’ like Applebees does

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

@patcalhoun32 @NffarmerNoah hey use your own twitter!!

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

@knicks_tape99 Old fashioned guy, very allegorical

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

A Christmas Story (1983) - ENDING EXPLAINED

[snack demarco @slgoldmine]

travis jankowski is a world champion let's go mets

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

@patcalhoun32 Cowboys have a better chance making it to the NFCCG with smith than Dak

[Bryce 🎸 @MileHighMims]

Gambling gets you cut and suspended for a full year but Deshaun Watson gets 11 games and $230 million guaranteed

It will never sit right with me

[Severs @JohnSevers3]

@dupontduflont I thought he died