John Sheldon

Progress of UK Fibre Build + Government Matters + Member Reform UK

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

You have to hand it to @CrewkerneGaz - absolutely brilliant.

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Wes Streeting desperately wants to drag Britain back into Europe against its will, but his fledgling leadership campaign receives an unexpected Brucie Bonus just as the former Health Secretary’s ambitions begin to hit serious setbacks.

{satire}

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

What a duffer Starmer is.

[Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkes]

Macron lands in Cyprus. Starmer still in Britain. Is this the first time in recorded history he hasn't jumped on the first plane out of the country? #StayingHereKeir

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

We took this Labour government to court and won.

In collusion with the Tories, Keir Starmer tried to stop 4.6 million people voting on May 7th.

Only Reform UK fights for democracy.

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Why I am heading to Davos today.

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

@LidlGB Hatch Pond Road, Poole BH17 7LQ - For reference. Thanks Joe.

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

Cash only @LidlGB #Poole - plenty of people put out by this. Where is the backup for failed systems?
People getting to the door are not happy, including myself.

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

@b_woolnough @WeAreOpenreach A query - if you could order FTTP but did not wish to, as you don't use the internet and you are on a copper line and require the phone. Do you get a fibre phone connection provided?
Not asking for a friend.

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

@WeAreOpenreach Keep up the good work. Having been left out by @Cityfibre it was touch and go whether there was ever going to be access to #fibre - but now have OR access but there is a cost premium on this network.
Lower on entry speeds - but who wants that after years of waiting...

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

Any prison recall would really show up the restrictive regime the #UK has become under Keir Starmer.
Any slight thing and a new Law is being threatened or put into place. Babies will be born on probation, monitored by the State. Digital ID implanted in an irretrievable place.
Roll on 2029 or sooner @reformparty_uk #ReformUK

[Dan Wootton @danwootton]

Lucy Connolly – who has already spent ten months locked up for a singular post on X – is facing a recall to prison because she retweeted a joke about Donald Trump arresting Keir Starmer.
Officials told her it was inciting violence.
THERE IS NO FREE SPEECH IN THE UK!
@LucyTCWife

[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

Ain’t no party like the Reform party! 😎

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

Off message again.
How they hate @realDonaldTrump and @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk when recognising greatness.
That two headed coin would be a best seller.

[Liberal Democrats @LibDems]

Two sides of the same coin.

Don't let Trump's America become Farage's Britain.

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

Want has turned into Are. Free Speech is dying in the #UK and only the likes of @X are saving it from completely going under.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They just want to suppress free speech

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

Next on the banned list will be satire/parody @CrewkerneGaz or put under the control of @Ofcom the home of Britain's State Censorship.
I would not be surprised if @elonmusk was refused entry to the #UK

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

The Dalek of Downing Street addresses Parliament, unveiling his dark scheme to ban X.

Keir Starmer appears convinced the plan is absolutely flawless, but does he really have the nerve to carry it through?

{satire/parody}

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

The #UK majority don't trust @Keir_Starmer and this is not just humour. I will be put further up the list for saying this, don't trust him @POTUS @realDonaldTrump

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

After yesterday’s successful extraction of Maduro, British people are overwhelmingly calling upon President Trump to do the same with Keir Starmer.

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

Did not stop the @BCPCouncil @LibDems forcing the largest Victorian Parish Councils on #Bournemouth and #Poole with an extra new unlimited Council Tax.
This was serving their own interests and ego - in line with your view on @realDonaldTrump and also not in the interests of people who struggle to pay one ever rising Council Tax.
Liberal Democrats just do not care...

[Liberal Democrats @LibDems]

Starmer must convene the UN security council to hold Trump to account.

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

@LasseThomsen @CityFibre Commercial delivery - @SciTechgovuk only interested in non-commercial. They only bean count otherwise.

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

@CityFibre Happy New Year 2026. Why do I get the feeling that @CityFibre will never plan the few metres required to provide a point of connection? Area Build and Live 2023, 2024, 2025... OR have now arrived and there is a premium to be paid for the same #fibre delivery.

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

The LibDems have forced the largest Parish Councils ever on the @BCPCouncil area.
If the people wake up they would not vote for the LibDems as they do not care about the cost of living, inflicting a second new unlimited Council Tax on them is spitefull.

[Liberal Democrats @LibDems]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Liberal Democrats have won more local by-elections than any other party in 2025.

In real elections up and down the country, only the Lib Dems are taking on Reform and winning.

[John Sheldon @JohnSheldon_]

Everything that the #UK isn't. Only the Third World admires this Country. Easy Street for anyone who cares to rock up. @Keir_Starmer doing little to make it better, incapable. More a civil servant than a leader.

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

I'm back from Tenerife.
Where everything is cheaper than the UK. A lot.
Food, drink, ciggies, petrol, council tax, no heating bills.
Roads swept daily, bins emptied daily, visible police patrols, an efficient health service.

And to every one of you lefties who reply saying 'stay there then'. I wish I could.