John Smith

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

the first thing I think of when I see people debating whether a poem is good or bad

[andrés @andresmiguer]

cómo se siente fingir estar de acuerdo con la gente solo para que se callen

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

fine shyt has me so down bad that i’m still loyal even through no contact

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

love at first sight? i don't think so. chemistry at first banter? yes.

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

cat sending resumes while an alien invasion is happening outside

[Jiggy Baby💋 @thejesam]

as a woman u should be showing off ur body more. ur young ,sexy and hot.

[々 @ayospawned]

plenty of fish in the sea, but i wanted that fish. i really like that fish.

[John Smith @JohnSmithcjrmy]

i used to not get the i hate kids tweets but why are they so annoying ….. like actually

[Flow Hardy @flowhardy_]

don’t forget to sexualize me so I know you still like me

[John Smith @JohnSmithcjrmy]

even when i would post my ex 24/7 i would still get dms soooo

[vicky @Vicky_Aguirre_]

Lo bueno de no subir fotos con tu pareja es que te siguen tiroteando todos y vos te seguis sintiendo validada y linda

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i once heard someone say “if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agree, then there are 13 Nazis in that room” and i think a lot of people fundamentally don’t understand that. but it’s 100% true.

[John Smith @JohnSmithcjrmy]

i HATE MY CHUNGUS LIFE

[John Smith @JohnSmithcjrmy]

bc lowkey i knew on the next date they’d want sex and girl nooo !!

[John Smith @JohnSmithcjrmy]

i rlly took the sugar daddies i met at 19 for granted id go out on like 1-3 dates and ghost ugh

[John Smith @JohnSmithcjrmy]

how old are people now who are on twitter this discussion has been had lol omg that one tweet was so real

[B @Breliloquy]

Zootopia is also copaganda yes. Paw Patrol is copaganda too. Copaganda isn't defined by being "serious" or accurate. It's purposely inaccurate because it's media that is intended to positively influence the public's feelings about cops which requires lying about what they do