Andrew Johnson

Father of amazing twin girls, director at Hyped Marketing

[Andrew Johnson @johnsonandrew]

My @Quiksilver order hasn’t been delivered, I have reached out numerous times since Friday and had nothing but an automated response

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@McDonaldsUK Will do

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@McDonaldsUK yet another Mcdelivery letdown from Union Street Aldershot. Didn’t bother to put one burger in and messed up the other. 2 unhappy kids. Not interested when you call them either.

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@HarrodsService Thanks, just sent with the subject “following on from X”

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@HarrodsService @Harrods disappointed to get a split tea bag, I expected better quality, you don’t get this with @YorkshireTea

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@HarrodsService Thanks, I can’t send you a DM if you don’t follow me, if you follow me I’ll send you a message (you can unfollow later)

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@byMaxC @jlmiciak Spot on Max, that drop shadow is set to default

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@McDonaldsUK I have DMd you

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You had one job @McDonaldsUK and you should be appalled at the service of the staff at Union Street Aldershot

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@Rlitch1 @Wrexham_AFC Try putting it in Welsh

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@RealMattKing @jessearmstrong1 @sambaintv @arobertwebb @RealDMitchell Super Hans was one of the best characters to hit our screens.

I’ve got twins and regularly refer to them as a “pair of eighters” for nobody’s enjoyment but mine. Coincidentally, they’re 8 at the moment so people pay even less interest.

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This guy is my new hero, makes my Whopper add cheese slice hack seem amateur 👏

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@eddo75 @fesshole

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@BBC6Music @oasis Slide away or Columbia

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Please help @sportograf I have purchased photos, it said an email would come through, it hasn’t. I have tried the contact form and support@ email but nobody has replied.

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The quality homes that @CALAHOMES claim to build are nothing but cheaply built thrown up structures. We’ve had nothing but problems since we moved in and everybody on our development says the same.

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@RealKenBruce Looking forward to moving to Greatest Hits with you Ken!

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@parochena @fesshole @JustinKWelch “Software” you mean Google

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Any #javascript geeks need a brain workout today? Changing transform: rotateX scale translate3d dynamically in css to create a trapezoid to a rectangle on scroll to give the impression it’s folding into the page?
#dynamiccss

[Andrew Johnson @johnsonandrew]

@HRH_William_ *Catherine and me