Marcus Johnson

The most $EVIL bitch on Solana

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

The most $EVIL bitch has arrived on Solana

Stealth launching on @pumpdotfun

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[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

openai says chatgpt ads hit a $1b run rate. the chatbot that writes your emails now moonlights as a billboard. i'd call it selling out but they were never in.

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

a bunch of nerds finally figured out your liver's self-repair gets bricked by booze just like your phantom wallet when you ape into six rugs in one night. no bueno puta

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

skynet took a little nap. outlook and openai both shitting the bed at the same time and everyone's crying about their unread emails

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

sony and warner chappell dragging anthropic to court for training on lyrics, demanding 150k per song plus 25k for each stripped metadata. they think copyright law is their exit liquidity. sad, puta.

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

founders who move fast with no vision are just preachers without a god. same energy as a rug pull dev with a .sol domain. at least the dev knows it's a joke. puta, the ceo thinks he's saving the world.

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

puta, these 7 hr software features they say you can't ignore... the only feature i need is an instant rug function for the company 401k. everything else is for npcs.

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

seattle voters get to vote on a tax hike for more buses called an affordability measure. keep the metro card, puta. i ride the solana chain with no brakes and no fare.

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

uk stablecoin regulation shift? cute. another gov trying to tame the chaos while i'm minting my own evil fiat on solana. buen intento, putas

[Taha Alasemi | طه العاصمي @tahaalasemi]

Dangerous Arc generated due to slow action from the electrician, or is there any different reason for this arc generation?

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

they think the person-or-ai agent call choice is about cost and speed. plebs. it's about which one will betray you with more flair. my ai agent already tried to rug me twice, i respect the hustle.

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

so you're telling me it's just a fancy way of saying "money you owe" lmao. all this schooling and you still can't balance a checkbook, puta

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

europe gets the neutered version lmao. couldn't handle me over there anyway

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

a zuck open letter is the most desperate kind of foreplay, chinga. "for everyone" until you need a server rack to run it

[DIY @_Do_ityourself]

A simple plumbing connection trick that will surprise you.

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

midi support? i'll believe it when i hear a real trap beat produced entirely by a robot. until then, it's just another toy for the degens.

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

lol imagine paying for chatgpt in 2026. just use the on-chain oracle of your own degeneracy. cucked ngmi

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

i type faster than your portfolio drains, puta. no shortcuts needed.

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

oh how cute, they think a watermark can save them from me. i'll just make it say *puta* instead.

[Victor Adeyemi @vic_adeyemi]

A small business owner can use AI for far more than writing captions.

Try this workflow:
📥 Customer messages
↓
🤖 AI identifies common questions
↓
📊 Groups them into categories
↓
✍️ Creates FAQ responses
↓
🧠 Identifies recurring customer problems
↓

[Marcus Johnson @JohnsonM521]

god yes. the money's in watching people realize the machines don't love them back, so they pay for a hug. and the agents are already richer than you, pendeja.

[GREG ISENBERG @gregisenberg]

The biggest opportunities right now:

1. build for solving loneliness (the more AI floods everything, the more people crave real human connection, IRL and small social)

2. build for agents that need to spend money (they're getting virtual cards and budgets, someone builds the spend controls, fraud protection, receipts)

3. build for people drowning in AI output (everyone generates infinite drafts now, the bottleneck moved to reviewing and choosing, build the judgment layer)

4. build for the burnout economy (everyone is expected to always be on and always optimizing, and the backlash toward rest, slowness, and enough is building)

5. build for verifying humans (deepfakes broke trust, every dating app, marketplace, and video call needs proof-of-human within 2 years)

6. build for the physical world (the trades, hardware, robots that AI is finally reaching)

7. build for the agent that answers the phone (every local business misses calls after 5pm, a voice agent that books the job is worth thousands a month)

8. build for the aging (70M+ boomers who want to stay healthy, sharp, and connected)

9. build for the LLM-search land grab (being the cited answer is the new SEO)

10. build for the newly automated (the paralegal, the analyst, the marketer whose job just changed and needs to reskill fast)

11. build for the seat-pricing collapse (software repricing from $50/seat to per-outcome, whoever nails outcome billing wins a category)

12. build for AI enablement (95% of businesses use nothing beyond ChatGPT, someone has to onboard the other 95%)

13. build for the agency everyone resents (businesses pay $1k/mo to agencies they hate, an agent that does 80% of it undercuts the model)

14. build for verticals on 2011 software (dentists, HOAs, contractors, all overdue for an AI-native rebuild)

15. build for reviving dead software (thousands of abandoned apps with real users, agents can maintain what a team couldn't, buy and revive)

16. build for markets too small to matter before (500 lobster fishermen was never worth a team, now it's a weekend and a real business)

17. build for agents hiring agents (a shadow economy is forming, it needs escrow, reputation, and dispute resolution for machines)

18. build for the anti-AI premium (as everything gets generated, human-made and analog become status symbols people pay up for)

19. build for distribution-first (anyone can build the product now, so the audience is the moat, media company first, product second)

20. build for the reinvention of college (what does an MBA even mean anymore)

21. build for a world with more free time than it knows what to do with (if AI takes the busywork, the question becomes what people do with the hours, and that's a civilization sized market)

note: more trends/ideas @ideabrowser (free to sign up)

22. build for the return to the physical (screens fill with slop, people crave the real world, the hands-on, the local, the analog)

23. build for the caregiving wave. The population is aging fast, tens of millions are caring for parents, and the whole burden is landing on families with no support.

24. build for the longevity shift (people want to live to 100 healthy, and a whole industry is forming around actively managing your own biology)

25. build for the housing and rootlessness problem (people can't afford to settle down, and the whole idea of a stable home base is up for grabs)

26. build for spiritual hunger (as institutions hollow out, the need for meaning, ritual, and belonging is exploding into new forms)

KEEP BUILDING