John Sterlin

Why read this if you’re just going to post “cry more”, call me “Clown”, use the 🤡 emoji, or even call me “Ret@rd”? Have some respect for yourself. Be better.

[NancyH @NancyH_60]

Stopped for gas in Kentucky… saw the sign ‘We have disco bathrooms’ and thought it was a joke 😂
Went in, spotted the big red button that said ‘DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON’… obviously I pushed it.
Next thing I know, lights out, disco ball spinning, and I’m having an impromptu dance party in the bathroom! 💃🕺✨ Who else is hitting every Hop Shop on the road trip now?!
Never trust a button that tells you not to push it! 😂

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Here's how we "won the war" with Iran, according to a loser.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Understanding Trump's Surrender to Iran: A Quick Guide

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear Donald Trump voters,

"Stupidity is knowing the truth, seeing the truth but still believing the lies. And that is more infectious than any other disease."
—Professor Richard Feynman

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

97 pardoned Jan. 6 rioters have already been returned to prison for new crimes

[💫Flames🔥🥷 @flames_28]

Funny animal and the baby 😂😂😂

[John Sterlin @JohnSterlin]

@Dopamine_Fan @mcmansionhell It’s not lost on me that people who complain about data centers on an app that requires data centers are actually contributing to the problem they complain about.

[John Sterlin @JohnSterlin]

@popshomies Brazil, hands down.

[John Sterlin @JohnSterlin]

Not all AI is slop!

[John Sterlin @JohnSterlin]

@WilliamShatner I wanted this to be real SO badly! I was ready to seek out this outfit and buy one for myself! Dang!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

DEAN: You're under oath. When will you comply with the law and release all the Epstein files?

BLANCHE: We have complied with the law

DEAN: There are 3 million more documents. And you know what you said to me? 'They include another guy named Epstein.' Nobody is buying it

*the time of the gentlelady has expired*

DEAN: I beg your pardon? How do I get cut off 2 minutes into this? What is true is that the president has lied about being on Epstein's plane, and the unredacted files prove that. There's a lot in here. It's all covered up.

[John Sterlin @JohnSterlin]

@yonann And you get to buy a windows laptop again two years later. I write this on a pristine 6 year old macbook that is still functionally perfect and has never given me any issues. I've learned that you pay for quality or you pay for garbage.

[John Sterlin @JohnSterlin]

@Mollyploofkins Just another grift

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Just answer the question sir

[John Sterlin @JohnSterlin]

@Caleb_Channing9 I never have the impulse or the nerve touch someone this way. Shoulder tap only if necessary but never assume a person is public domain just because they’re shirtless. I have a similar issue when shirtless - I have prominent nipples. I hate when people pinch/twist uninvited!

[Suzee Q @SusieM414141]

This man ordered 165 pool noodles from Walmart. When they arrived through FedEx, there was a little surprise. They had been individually boxed.

You just know that Walmart employee is paid by the hour. 😆😆

And the FedEx driver got to unload an entire truck in one place, and they weren’t heavy.

[Cris@rcades 💎 @Cris_Arcades]

Me parece una idea realmente buena!! Definitivamente tengo que hacerlo!

[John Sterlin @JohnSterlin]

@trader_tony_ When I opened X, this was the post on my screen. I think I had a heart attack. I just can’t take this much hotness all at once at my age.