John Stretch II

formerly @terpsfootball #53 | JuCo product | stand up comic | U.S. Army

[John Stretch II @johnstretchII]

I am proud to announce I will be continuing my academic and athletic career at the University of Maryland. Thank you @LCFalconsFB and @markduda73 for helping me get to this point. #GoTerps #LackLife @CoachJPardini @LackQBCoach @CoachPavone @KickerTHEricker @palmyrathletics

[John Stretch II @johnstretchII]

@Glory2TheGuards @BaseballWRLD_ Good Lord just looked and Burnes is under 20 career WAR. That prime came and went quick

[John Stretch II @johnstretchII]

@Quickstats_Mets @BaseballWRLD_ Good hard hit rate with the most consistent launch angle in the sport his BABIP isn’t indicative of luck or an impending downfall like a lot of guys

[John Stretch II @johnstretchII]

@Svt_Eric04 @BenVerlander Why would you not want to? The package you could get in return for 2 1/2 years of Yordan would be absurd and could completely change the orgs trajectory

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

What. a. run.

Cristopher Sánchez, take a bow

[John Stretch II @johnstretchII]

@BaseballWRLD_ @kingduran59 Best OPS in the national league he belongs in

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Cristopher Sanchez's scoreless innings streak ends at 50.2, the fifth longest streak in MLB history

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

We've agreed to trade WR A.J. Brown to the Patriots in exchange for a 2028 first-round pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick, pending a physical.

[Philly Nation @Philly__Nation]

Just appreciating the AJ Brown era

[Nico @elitetakes_]

What a run

[John Stretch II @johnstretchII]

@BaseballWRLD_ Now he’ll finish the year with 25 somehow

[John Stretch II @johnstretchII]

@DodgersOhtani17 @discussbaseball @JeffPassan It would 1000% not be Ohtani

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Cristopher Sanchez in the month of May:

8 IP, 0 R
7 IP, 0 R
9 IP, 0 R
8 IP, 0 R
7 IP, 0 R

[John Stretch II @johnstretchII]

@RealShelfy @TheGoodPhight Probably not happening but I think Taylor Ward or Randy Arozarena could be options at the deadline

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

“People don’t care how much you know until they know how much you care.”

- Theodore Roosevelt

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[John Stretch II @johnstretchII]

@CryptoCG2 @BaseballWRLD_ 4 home runs allowed across 51.2 playoff innings to the tune of 2.26 ERA. I know he’s blown a few saves but for the most part he’s been great in the playoffs.

[Phillies Player Development @PhilsPlayerDev]

Signed & sealed✍️ Welcome to the Phillies family, Chan-Min Park!

We have signed Korean RHP prospect Chan-Min Park as part of our 2026 International Signing Class.