John

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

I’m with the party that doesn’t hate cows and raw milk

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

Winning is easy when you’re handsome and smoke cigarettes

[matilda mother @amxndamichelle]

a drunk girl without a cigarette is like an angel without wings

[David @yourealazyfvck]

A wise man once said nothing at all

[JACKIE @misszjackie]

Baseball 🙃

[the big homie @thelargehomie]

typa shit I’ve been on

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

The claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you’re being had."

M. Crichton

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

Men just want one thing…and it’s a gf who eats steak and will smile & contribute to our unhinged conspiracy theory rants.

[MaxPreps @MaxPreps]

No. 2 St. John Bosco ENDS Mater Dei’s 29-game winning streak! 😳

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

men used to go to war for women now they split the bill on their $41 first date

[trash jones @jzux]

bird flu? i sure hope it did

[Mark Brockett @Tuff_Overlord]

"The Dodgers don't need to resign Clayton Kershaw"

Me:

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

Nice sponsorship for the gala

[ZWM Trading LLC @ZWMTrading]

Robinhood reporting my 2,561 trades for a total profit of $30 to the IRS

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@TimSweeneyEpic Didn’t you sorta win?

[cal? @cal_gif]

heard the Suez Canal is in trouble again