JohnVM

PSG, MAN CITY, CHELSEA, ARGENTINA & MESSI FAN.

PREVIOUSLY I WAS A MAN UTD, BARCELONA, LIVERPOOL, PORTUGAL AND RONALDO FAN.

PARODY*

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@Ligue1_ENG Some plastic kids try to claim that Busquets is better lol

Makalele is the GOAT in that position

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@geniusENZO @ChelsPlug How do you know that? There are no official quotes from Poch saying he wants Ugarte

Stop speaking on speculation as if it is confirmed facts you dumb weirdo

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@ChelsPlug Exactly and very well said. Unfortunately we have a lot of lost and confused fatherless kids in our fanbase who are desperate for someone to follow. Ugarte is now flavour of the month despite the majority of these nonces having never watched him play

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@dbball00 @aq1poi @afcjxmes @JustrustSancho afcjxmes on Twitter is not your dad 😹

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@_JoeAlexanderr 1st good take from you tbf

Kovacic is absolutely useless, it amazes me how so many gay Chelsea fans love the guy

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@dbball00 @aq1poi @afcjxmes @JustrustSancho Find your dad

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@pS4turn @DarkFinesseKing @afcjxmes @CFC_Janty It's a fact fella. There are many lost and confused sheep out there following others blindly because they were raised to be fools

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@afcjxmes Yeah, there are far too many lost and confused fatherless kids out there just copying buzzwords relentlessly in the hope of fitting in and being accepted.

It's absolutely sad and pathetic

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@MRashfordbr @MarcusRashford @ManUtd He gets called Trashford for a reason

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@MarcusRashford @ManUtd Check the state of this gimp

I always find it weird when people wear glasses as a fashion accessory rather than for actually needing them

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@AbsoluteChelsea @TeleFootball Hopefully you are shown the door Raheem you little rat

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@Gintima1 @Immortapheonix @rhystakes Exactly, these plastic weirdos are mentally unwell

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@Immortapheonix @rhystakes The plastic kids these days are mental, many of them are very lost and confused

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@rhystakes 😹😹😹😹

Oh dear

This fanbase man, flip flopping daily with no sense of shame or remorse

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@SebC__ We should sell Cucurella and loan out Hall

Make Maatsen 1st choice left back and we're all good

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@ImHariish @VdykCFC @manuugarte8 @todd_boehly @Dannythefink Yeah a lot of them are naive and silly little kids desperate for validation from strangers

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@Olaitan517 @CfcGls @VdykCFC @manuugarte8 @todd_boehly @Dannythefink Calling yourself "The Muffin Man", that's what

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@CfcGls @VdykCFC @manuugarte8 @todd_boehly @Dannythefink It's embarrassing isn't it

Grown man as well

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@VdykCFC @manuugarte8 @todd_boehly @Dannythefink You don't speak for us. It's mad how you just jump from player to player, manager to manager hyping whoever is flavour of the month in a desperate attempt for likes and attention

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@odissiuskaine @not_brezzy @F4STFATI You're what they refer to as a "coconut"