Johnny Carson

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Happy birthday to me. Tune into @Franksantopadre, and his latest episode on his Fun For All Ages podcast, to hear some good memories from the show.

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Happy Birthday to me. Rickles finally bought me a new cigarette box.

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Happy Birthday Doc.

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This smoke in NYC is surely something. I makes me long for the clean smog of Burbank.

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@Russfulb They weren’t going to smoke themselves, but I wouldn’t recommend anyone else picking them up.

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Thirty-two years ago Robin and Bette joined me as a few of my final guests. I sure miss Big Ed, Doc, and everyone tuning in nightly.

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I miss my good friend Don Rickles. Even though he still owes me a cigarette box, I still enjoy his jokes. Happy Birthday Don.

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It rained so much in New York this weekend that I saw a duck in a dinghy.

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They’re not kidding about April showers. We had so much rain this past weekend that my bird bath is now a bird pool.

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I joined the big studio in the sky on this date, and I was welcomed by so many of my friends. It was great to see Jack Benny, Groucho, and everyone else. We haven’t stopped laughing up here.

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New Year Resolution: To write the correct date on my checks within the first three months.

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From our family to yours, Merry Christmas.

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It’s Christmas Card season. Boy, have stamps gotten expensive. They’re $0.60 a piece now. Maybe the USPS can drop the price back to $0.40 and make them lickable again.

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Yesterday afternoon, around 3:45, I saw a bird with a worm in his mouth.

Now, if *that* bird got a worm - why do I need to wake up at 4:30 am?

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Look how Don Rickles and Joey Bishop have supported me throughout the years.

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On behalf of Doc and Ed, I would like to wish a Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours.

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This just in folks - With no end in sight to the rising costs of food, it’s now acceptable to cry over spilled milk.