John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook)

fries @wendys 🍟 Doomsday Preparation Taskforce (parody)

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

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If you are in Moscow….LEAVE NOW!

My buddy works in the embassy and they are all packing their things

something might be happening

[Chris Hatch @Dirtdog]

Attention Young Men:

I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.

Step 1: Stop playing video games

Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up

Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)

Step 4: Go clean your car

Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class

Step 6: Go to the yoga class

Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)

Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.

Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.

Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.

Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.

Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.

Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.

My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@billmondays

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@billmondays I’m okay with that

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@zayn4pf @ChaosWalk3r @intern NO (yes)

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@ChaosWalk3r @zayn4pf @intern you guys wanna get a room or something?

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@ChaosWalk3r @intern does it look like I’m washed you inbred Greek Malaka

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

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If you are in Moscow….LEAVE NOW!

My buddy works in the embassy and they are all packing their things

something might be happening

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@intern Have everyone send you $500 and you’ll choose one of those people on win the 1k

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

I am a simple man. Here are the rules that I live by:

1) You cannot miss a meeting if you never check your work email

2) You cannot get hacked if you don't trade crypto

3) You cannot get stuck paying child support if you never talk to a woman

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@brianstandlick Found the worst account on Twitter

Get a job

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

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why is nobody talking about the plague in Russia anymore?

there is a massive coverup operation underway and you need to GET READY

something is coming

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@_gvan Yea

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@HughBeirne @Nick_Wellings Source?

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@HughBeirne @Nick_Wellings Hugh you live in the armpit of America give me a break

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@HughBeirne @Nick_Wellings benefit of the doubt

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

“Sponsored by Kalshi”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth announces the firing squad execution of Fort Hood mass shooter Nidal Hasan will be made public on December 3, at the same location where he carried out the massacre.

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

paper hands out , chads in

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@JamesBurgessMBA @aklife4ever what a weird person @aklife4ever is

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@aklife4ever @JamesBurgessMBA What does israel have to do with it? You need to lock up NOW with a mask

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@Nick_Wellings No trust me it is

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@BennieBetts13 Have fun getting sick

[John W. Rich Kid (Wendy’s Fry Cook) @JohnWRichKid]

@forsman_josh It’s not fake