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@wolfhausgames Soon, you too will be able to experience the joy of cult leadership without the legal and moral complications!

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URGENT MESSAGE FROM YOUR LEADER:

After extensive negotiations (and one flamethrower incident), we are thrilled to announce an exclusive deal with @WolfHausGames to produce a game based on our teachings.

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The Leader has emerged from his deep meditative state! We have been told to expect glorious news 2 days hence. There was disagreement as to whether "hence" meant 2 days ago or that news would be coming in 2 days. We decided that it is coming in 2 days.

Update coming in 2 days.

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Our negotiations have hit an impasse with @wolfhausgames to "gamify" our Message of Extraordinary Value, The Leader has gone into a deep meditative state to cool his jets. The last time this happened he did not speak for 12 years, so all we can do is trust his wisdom.

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URGENT MESSAGE FROM YOUR LEADER:

As you are aware, the negotiations with @WolfHausGames are ongoing. We appreciate your patience.

In the meantime, we are proud to announce that we remembered our password and are now back on the account.

Stay tuned.