Joe DeSoto

Big dumb idiot with a smart phone.

[Joe DeSoto @JoJoDeSoto]

Sadly, President Trump did not see #ringlingbros in DC tonight. On the bright side, 1.5 million people did. #hugeaudience #huge

[Erin Michele Gabbard @erinMgabbard]

I consider it negging when Im on a date and they try to pretend they haven't gone through all of my Facebook profile pics

[Erin Michele Gabbard @erinMgabbard]

Sometimes you come home to poop and your roommate is in the bathroom and life is briefly worthless

[Erin Michele Gabbard @erinMgabbard]

In my dream I realized I was dreaming and instead of flying I just started calling everyone the C word to their face.

[Joe DeSoto @JoJoDeSoto]

To do list for today: take a drug test. It's so nice when the only thing I have to worry about doing is going wee wee.

[Joe DeSoto @JoJoDeSoto]

I'm officially living in "Whale's Vagina", CA!