jordo

i’m sober on life

[jordo @Jokapiloff]

hey it’s ME. I have been drunk since 2016

[jordo @Jokapiloff]

mad

[Servo @Servotechnic]

@holy_schnitt Crime is only illegal if you believe in the construct of the laws.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

can I bedazzle my vaccine card

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

I bring a sort of “we should all quit” vibe to the workplace that bosses don’t really like

[hottest bitch in joann fabrics @teehee_sarah]

living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

poor posture gf, loves to crack backs bf

[jordo @Jokapiloff]

so angry today

[Josh @FLITTER]

can’t stop thinking about this horizontally cut bread

[helena riley @freshhel]

Every day I learn that there r so many more girls named Chloe than i think there are

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Taking an adderall so I can text my friends back

[jordo @Jokapiloff]

💔

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[jordo @Jokapiloff]

someone help me found sum housing in portlandddd

[jordo @Jokapiloff]

@slut4brunch lmao kno ur not looking for serious replies but insurance is like the only thing i know and understand and have gotten it several times since i lost my parents insurance

[lili michelle لیلی @lilsmichelle]

yeah i’m thicc, thicc and tired of your bullshit

[jordo @Jokapiloff]

@Starbucks (\_/) (\_/)
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[jordo @Jokapiloff]

i have not been single for a fall season since i was 14