Jozef Koztelo

Like drinking, like a laugh, chat, you know - bit of a debate, argument, scrap, fight, punch up, break some bloke's nose. I like life! Bizarro account.

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

@CFC_dennoh Nice nonce magnet you got here.

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

@MMcGoo4 @jokers_tailor @quantick I don't know what's more pathetic, that you've made this observation then seen fit to block me or that I've spent valuable parsecs of my life logging in on my alt to see it.

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

@christgnosis @jokers_tailor @MagaIdentity Can't believe you made me resort to my alt but if you insist on blocking...

My point was that he shot his dog, not that he shot himself.

Stupidity really is a feature of your ideology.

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

Do you remember when you incurred the wrath of the guy who used to play bass for Joy Division and New Order by using a well documented quote of his, got banned for a week and created an alt? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

@Rachael_Swindon In this instance "New one" appears to be "New mangled metaphor".

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

@LogicalFallac18 @jokers_tailor @jeremycorbyn Illogical Phallus would be a more apt name for you. That's an ad hominem attack. Deal with it.

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

Do you remember when you got sent to Twitter jail for a week and had to set up an alt account? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

@FridoKala Alas there's no treatment for colourblindness, same as no treatment for what afflicts you.

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

@MPWilliams84 @PauletteHamilto @UKLabour Good to meet you, hope you made it home OK and we did it :-)

https://t.co/zoWHjglq1y

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

I love the #labourdoorstep because I get to meet amazing people ❤️

Polls close at 10, still loads of time to vote in Erdington!

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

@RuthWareWriter I can't do the Vulcan hand signal.

[Jimmy Rushton @JimmySecUK]

When this is all over, I'm going to travel to Ukraine; to help them rebuild, and to find myself an abandoned Russian T-72.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

PS To all officials and media: STOP CALLING PUTIN 'PRESIDENT'! He's a dictator. Words have power. He does not deserve a democratic title. Fuck your style guide. "Russian dictator Vladimir Putin".

[I'm Jeff 🍺 @fyvie2]

This is it guys. The pinnacle of the internet. We've done it! Pack it up, it's over.

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

Just a update: I've decided to become neutral on the 🇷🇺/🇺🇦 conflict. Both sides are hiding something and I'm not sure what, so I'm standing back and not picking sides until the full story emerges. Besides after the last 2 years I don't trust anything the media says anymore.

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

@KeithS1865 Back when British Comedy was funny Sadly now lost to us

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.

[Blackwell's Rare Books @blackwellrare]

URGENT (not really): our modern specialist Henry's young son has started collecting business cards (ours is not to question why), so if you have a really nice business card, please do send it along to Henry Gott c/o Blackwell's Rare Books, 48-51 Broad Street, Oxford, OX1 3BQ

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

@MsAnnibyniaeth @Welshwhippet Who hurt Huw?

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

Twitter just added the “Scottish state media affiliated” label to my account.

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Ruthless warlord who led 'gay purges' in Chechnya killed fighting for Russia in Ukraine
https://t.co/YUO8wenO2E

[Jozef Koztelo @JokersTaylor]

@likeawildfire_x Heat = hot air in this instance