Top 1000 Jokes

Dont be offended by our jokes, just because you didnt tweet them first.
Just because we're black!

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I tried catching some fog today. I mist.

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@AwkwardMaddi LOLZ IS CASSIE

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?
When he says your girlfriends hair smells nice.

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!

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Why can't you play UNO with a Mexican?
They steal all the green cards.

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What's the difference between king and perverted Kinky is tickling your girlfriend's ass with a feather Perverted is using the whole chicken

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They see me rollin, they hatin.

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It's true.

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Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings,"I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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What do a blonde and a barn have in common? They always have a cock in them.

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What is 6.9? A really great thing ruined by a damn period.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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What did O say to Q?
Dude, your dick is hanging out...

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A Meal to Die For http://t.co/bRglbgyysD

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Why do black people play basket ball?
They can run, shoot and steal.

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Who's the biggest prostitute in history?
Ms. Pacman, for 25c that bitch swallowed balls till she died.

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There's a faggot between 'Y' and 'I' look!

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Son: "Dad what does 'gay' mean?"
Dad: "It means to be happy!"
Son: "Are you gay?"
Dad: "No son I have a wife."

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Dad: "Hey son, if you keep masturbating you're going to go blind."

Son: "Dad I'm over here."

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? Throw a quarter in.
How do you get them out?
Tell them hitler is driving.