Jokes Hub

This is a Jokes Page, follow for great premium quality jokes! Started 22nd January 2013. Other account: @ChildhoodFact

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I've earned the Egg of Burcadia in DragonVale. Come visit my park! http://t.co/2CRcRKE8f4

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Happy Christmas!

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You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.

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Throwing fridges at people who need to chill out.

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Throwing lamps at people that need to lighten up.

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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

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Lying in bed wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee.

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Did you know if you scream "Bloody Mary" 3 times in the mirror at 3AM your mum will tell you to shut up and go to bed?

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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

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@LOLSide_Tweets http://t.co/45bSiDKu It is a computer simulated pet for kids.

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When I was a kid, the ultimate prank was asking people to spell the letters of "icup" out.

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When I was a kid, the saddest thing ever was if my Tamagotchi died.

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I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the iPhone chargers a few feet longer.

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Typing ''LOL'' When your Face has less expression than a brick

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
...Wait a second, aren't violets violet?

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When I was a kid, maths only had numbers in.

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If you never jumped from one couch to another to avoid the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.

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Happy Chinese New Year!
中国新年快乐

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Possibly the funniest youtube video ever:
http://t.co/wAXqCmKW

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Ghost Hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *door creeks* Ghost Hunters: "Oh, so your name is William?"