IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN

I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@SiN4MiKA at the risk of sounding like one of those facebook aunts, i’m happy for you and i hope life keeps you busy but not down

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@TAKESHI2THICC my strong self confidence is wavering in the face of this blatant disregard, takeshi

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@jaggerwhy then congratulations, you deserve great nights and i hope you have plenty more in the future

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@TAKESHI2THICC but in a way i stuck to my beliefs and values and isn’t that what’s more important here

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@TAKESHI2THICC i honestly didn’t know it was a song

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@jaggerwhy hey, i’m not here to judge. is it weird to congratulate you on it? i’m not sure what the protocol is here

[unfollow @FUCKSDAVEY]

my men ignored this maybe yall wont

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@TAKESHI2THICC but nothing that you needed?

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@misseveleen no, it’s mine now. i’ve fed and clothed it and given it a home in my chest

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@misseveleen i thought i’d pay you back in kind. all’s fair in love and war, yeah?

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

- ̗̀ wcw. ̖́- since we’re calling each other out, i’d like to take this moment to let everyone know that eve is a blanket hog. that’s all. back to your regularly scheduled timeline.

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@fuckmilesup i’m not that bold, miles, honestly.

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@fuckmilesup

[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@JETTEATSASS it’s all fun and games until someone tries to take fantasy and turn it into ugly, unnecessary reality

[latino threat @santos2bae]

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@MAiSY2MOUSE // 👀

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[IN LOVE WITH EVELEEN @JOKESONCAL]

@misseveleen you’re not sorry. i can’t believe you have the audacity to lie to me in front of everyone like this. also, your love is nonrefundable.