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[𝘜𝘛𝘖𝘛 𝘯𝘪 𝘝𝘏𝘖𝘕𝘎 🍑💨 @STANVHONG]

SINO NAG-EDIT NITO?!?! MEDYO NAGIGING BLURRY YUNG SCREEN KO PO ..

[ぜい肉ちゃん @AdiepenaGabrie1]

韓ドル体型を目指すなら、やってる事を真似をする。これが1番手っ取り早い。闇雲にジム行ってた時より、これやった方が効果めちゃ出た。

[Kiko Pangilinan @kikopangilinan]

Anong basura na ebidensya yan na may picture? Na isasama ang buong pamilya para tumanggap ng suhol tapos mapapapicture pa sa mga tao pagkatapos? Ginagago ninyo ang taumbayan.

Walang kwenta. Kagaguhan. Kasinungalingan. Humanda kayo sa mga kasong isasampa laban sa inyo.

[Justin Dizon @iamjustindizon]

Sabi ng 18 maleta boys, meron din daw si Kiko Pangilinan.

Talo si Kiko sa 2022 election at naupo lang ulit noong June 30, 2025.

SO WALA SIYANG POWER MAG INSERT SA NATIONAL BUDGET. BAKIT NIYO BIBIGYAN NG KICKBACK?!

Basta hindi niyo kaalyado matic may maleta, no? Mga tarantado.

[marv @mvn_dn]

Calling journalists “BAYARAN” after they risked their LIVES in your shenanigans is insane

[ALTStarMagic 💫 @AltStarMagic]

Sen. Sherwin Gatchalian - SP Pro Tempore
Sen. Erwin Tulfo - Committee Chairman on Blue Ribbon
Sen. Kiko Pangilinan - Committee Chairman on Agriculture
Sen. Risa Hontiveros - Committee Chairman on Health
Sen. Bam Aquino - Committee Chairman on Basic Education

TODAY, WE CHEER FOR THE MINORITY 🥹🫶

[Karen Davila @iamkarendavila]

Senators were seen crying yesterday as a colleague was being arrested for plunder.

This is in no way an indictment of the accused senator but I would like to remind our lawmakers…

Iyakan n’yo ang ninanakawang Pilipino.
Iyakan n’yo ang binabaha dahil sa nakawan sa flood control.
Iyakan n’yo ang gutom nating mga kababayan.

Get out of your bubble. Please.

[Richard Heydarian @RichHeydarian]

BREAKING: a private survey by a top agency reportedly shows RISA gets close to 30 percent in head to head v Sara DUTERTE!

[UKINAMSHET | 📦Tatay Mo Karton📦 @ukinamshet]

Tama ba mga kapatid?

[risa hontiveros @risahontiveros]

Hindi po porke’t walang legal background ay wala nang alam sa batas at sa patakaran ng Senado.

[ALTStarMagic 💫 @AltStarMagic]

“The people are our bosses. The masa, everybody. The street sweeper, the janitor, the security guard etc. are our boss because they elected us. Our powers emanate from the public so we have to respect that.

Kung yung amo namin ay nagtatrabaho, paano naman kaming mga utusan na nakaupo lang at pasarap-sarap? Mag-iinternet lang?

Samantalang 'yung amo namin, kailangan magtiis sa traffic, pumunta sa factory na mainit. Magtatrabaho 'yung construction worker, napaka-init ngayon ng panahon, pumupukpok doon. These are the people paying our salaries, Ms. Karmina, and yet for us in the comforts of our home, airconditioned? We don't need to go to the Senate for session kasi pwede ang teleconferencing, videoconferencing? Kaya nga we objected, nakakahiya!”

The questioning of THE Karmina Constantino and the response of Senator Erwin Tulfo??? LOUDER!!!!

[ALTStarMagic 💫 @AltStarMagic]

“They are in a hurry because there are news reports that two of our colleagues here might land in jail this weekend”

Tangina bumabango yung imahe ng Tulfo brothers sa akin dahil sa lecheng majority na ito!!!

AND HIS STAFF AT THE BACK IS SO PROUD???? 😭🔥

[Philippine Concerts @philconcerts]

It has been 14 years since Lady Gaga's last visit to Manila. That night, she was ordered not to perform "Judas" or she would be arrested.

"I'm not a creature of your government, Manila," Lady Gaga said before performing "Judas."

[JeanMB 🇬🇧🇵🇭😉 😉 @JeanMB35631605]

Let us be honest… her type of communication get through to the masa

Happy that dumadami na sila content creators sa panig natin who puts these kimd of content

It is crass but effective some needs to do the dirty work

[AltIndayBadiday @AltIndayBadiday]

Demonyo kinalabit şi Mark: Tangina, tayo ata pinariringgan!

Mark: Sa treewwww!

Demonyo: Huwag kang lilingon, defensive ka shunga!

Mark: mag-sign of the cross ka!

Demonyo: Gagu!

[Miss Edz 💃❤️💚💙💜🖤 @MissLigaya2074]

Payag ba kayo?

[aly⁷ ebbg! @hobiszen]

FUCK THE CAYETANOS.
FUCK MARCOSES.
FUCK THE DUTERTES.
FUCK ROBIN PADILLA.
FUCK BATO DELA ROSA.
FUCK JINGGOY ESTRADA.
FUCK CHIZ ESCUDERO.
FUCK BONG GO.
FUCK LOREN LEGARDA.
FUCK THE VILLARS.
FUCK JOEL VILLANUEVA.
FUCK RODANTE MARCOLETA.

[👁️🇵🇭 @ThisIsForKian]

Kitty Duterte is an addict. Lord forgive me but I refuse to stay silent. Welcome to the thread.

[ALTStarMagic 💫 @AltStarMagic]

The shade?????? Tapos iniba pa nila yung color grading????? BEST NOONTIME SHOW TALAGA 😭✋ #SigawNgShowtime

[Jesus Falcis 🇵🇭 @jesusfalcis]

🚨 NBI Director Melvin Matibag absolutely denies sending any NBI agents to storm the Senate.

The few NBI agents that are in the area are in GSIS, not Senate, for CEO Rick Velloso.

Wala daw dalang baril ang mga NBI.

Planted DDS drama ba eto? 🤔

#Scripted ⁉️