Puff The Dragon🐉

Somewhere Inbetween lost and found

[Reformed Jack @JackPakAttack]

First the gammon cunts moan about the Blacks playing for England. Then they moan when someone chooses another nation over England. Angry simpletons.

[Tosin Olugbenga @TosinOlugbenga]

You can resign from your job and look for a gateman job somewhere too.

And replicate his winning formula.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Women Saying, “He raised the bar”

Without realizing she climbed with him is a new level of delusion.

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Malancy @NaseerAjumawa]

Ambulances are built for speed because every second wasted can cost a life. But in the glorious year 2026, our governors are parading Keke as ambulances. This country mehn.

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

Once you say “Messi has God-given talent while Ronaldo is just hardwork” I go just know sey you be olodo

[ABSOLUTE BRAZILIAN @Absolutebrazil]

Nunca esqueço quando o Rodri zombou do Vinicius Junior e ele fez isso na temporada seguinte dentro do Etihad

Aura absurda.

[FeyValentine @valentine_fey]

Un saludo a Iñaki Angulo a Varito y Galan, que por lo que sea no se van hacer eco de estas declaraciones de Bielsa sobre Valverde ya que les desmonta su narrativa de jugador tóxico, mucho animo.

[SENYO @Senyyo]

In 2010: Messi didn’t win the Champions League or the World Cup, yet they changed the Ballon d’Or criteria to favor goals and gave it to him.

In 2011: Ronaldo had more goals than Messi, but they claimed trophies were what mattered, so Messi won it again.

In 2012: Ronaldo had more trophies, but they gave it to Messi because he scored 91 goals in a calendar year.

In 2019: Van Dijk won the Champions League and was named UEFA Best Player and EPL Player of the Year, but the criteria switched back to goals and Messi won the Ballon d’Or.

In 2021: Lewandowski scored more goals, had a historic individual season, and won The Best FIFA Men’s Player, but Messi was given the Ballon d’Or for winning the Copa América.

In 2023: Haaland won five trophies including the Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup, Club World Cup, and UEFA Super Cup along with the UEFA Best Player, EPL Player of the Year, and the Golden Boot. Yet, the Ballon d’Or went to Messi for winning the 2022 World Cup, even though in 2010 they argued that the World Cup did not matter 😂.

[Harshhh! 🇮🇳 @Harsh_humour]

*I don't think technology will make me any lazy*

Also me when SMS OTP didn't auto fill :

[Zeal @_Zeal13]

Lol the only player who can chat to Cristiano is Messi and vice versa.

If either of these players isn't in your top two, you either genuinely hate them or you just don't know anything.

[valerie 🍉🇧🇷 @badpositionz]

this is the best news ever 🤍😭🤍😭🤍

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

I will keep clapping for others until it is my turn.

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels when someone shows you a video thats not funny and over 2 minutes long

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[ala 𖤐 @crynagony]

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.

[HOUSE OF ERRORS @house_of_errors]

Some new knitwear pieces we just released